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monikatouhou · 35 minutes
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like humans, fire is a self-propagating chemical reaction, and they're also both similar in that you can usually kill them by hitting them with a shovel enough times
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monikatouhou · 37 minutes
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reblog to call prev cute :3
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monikatouhou · 58 minutes
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often there's a post where, for one reason or another, i go "this ones good but im not reblogging that"
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monikatouhou · 58 minutes
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[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]
man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.
[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]
man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.
[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]
man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.
[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]
man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!
[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]
man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
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monikatouhou · 2 hours
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Watch trump's punishment be a 20,000$ fine or some similar slap on the wrist.
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monikatouhou · 2 hours
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Trisha M Nguyen, Mohammed Kadadeh, and David C Jeong. 2023. Shippers and Kinnies: Re-conceptualizing Parasocial Relationships with Fictional Characters in Contemporary Fandom. In Proceedings of the 18th International Conference on the Foundations of Digital Games (FDG '23). Association for Computing Machinery, New York, NY, USA, Article 32, 1–12.
Submitter comment: Actually an extremely interesting open-access article that I would recommend reading.
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monikatouhou · 2 hours
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standing ovulation from the crowd for that performance
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monikatouhou · 3 hours
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That reminds me, i should get that blood test done
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monikatouhou · 3 hours
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I want zanmu to gently move hisami's headdress out of the way to look at her eyes...
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monikatouhou · 4 hours
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Tip: You can look at Images of Fish on your Computer.
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monikatouhou · 5 hours
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Day 151: 5 grams of protein
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and of course
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monikatouhou · 14 hours
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she does not do the cooking or the cleaning
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monikatouhou · 14 hours
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catch me at a stoplight with the windows down listening to city pop probably a little bit louder than the songs were intended to be listened to trying to smoke a cigarette from the wrong end. i look over and wink slyly and then immediately stall the engine when the light turns green
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