mooshroomterrarium
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two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
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honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is
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If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
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Headshots
Totally didn’t wing the cloak design. Will make a ref sheet for grian once i feel like it.
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the bus to itself every time you press the button:
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my roman empire is Mumbo's first ever Hermitcraft video being titled "Welcome Home" and i think we should talk about it more
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Somehow Lady Gaga is only 38, meaning she’s probably the same age (or similar) as Ethoslab. I’d like to present a new theory
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🎾 i watched challengers recently and i just had to draw them..
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its so evil that im the only person that lives in texas
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Portable cd plays are creatures. Like a clam or perhaps a chiton
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I JUST SPENT SO LONG LOOKING FOR THESE IMAGES
anywhosles *runs off to go draw*
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Now my heart 's kinda broken I'm not gonna lie
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