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I've been collecting the title cards of movies I've watched for some time now, just for fun... figured I might as well put them up here.
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Blood of the Vampires (1966)
My rating: 3/10
Could've been kind of fun in an overwrought, badly dubbed melodrama sort of way, but man, that is a lot of blackface one would have to look past for that.
#Ibulong mo sa hangin#Gerardo de Leon#Ben Feleo#Pierre L. Salas#Amalia Fuentes#Romeo Vasquez#Eddie Garcia#Youtube
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Wuff (2018)
My rating: 3/10
Naja, die Hunde sind ganz niedlich.
Well, the dogs are kind of cute.
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Rocky II (1979)
My rating: 6/10
Basically more of the same as the first movie, and yet I like this one a little better, I think - still not really for me, but something about it worked for me in a way that Rocky didn't.
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Roman Holiday (1953)
My rating: 6/10
#Roman Holiday#William Wyler#Dalton Trumbo#Ian McLellan Hunter#John Dighton#Gregory Peck#Audrey Hepburn#Eddie Albert#Youtube
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The BFG (2016)
My rating: 4/10
#The BFG#Steven Spielberg#Melissa Mathison#Roald Dahl#Mark Rylance#Ruby Barnhill#Penelope Wilton#Youtube
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Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor (2011)
My rating: 5/10
I mean, it's very cheesy, and the budget seems to be somewhere in the low double digits, but at least they clearly put in some effort - which, having just watched another Thor movie where clearly nobody gave even a tiny bit of a fuck, counts for quite a bit.
#Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor#Brett Kelly#Trevor Payer#Ray Besharah#Celine Filion#Jody Haucke#Youtube
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Almighty Thor (2011)
My rating: 2/10
Finally an answer to the question, "What if Neil Breen had been into LARP instead of weird conspiracy theories".
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Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)
My rating: 4/10
Honestly this is just so utterly devoid of substance, I can't even muster the energy to hate it.
#Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked#Mike Mitchell#Jonathan Aibel#Glenn Berger#Ross Bagdasarian#Justin Long#Matthew Gray Gubler#Jesse McCartney#Youtube
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The Last Leprechaun (1998)
My rating: 2/10
Quite possibly the worst thing David Warner has ever been in, and that is a low, low bar to squeeze under.
#The Last Leprechaun#David Lister#Moicontent#Paul Matthews#Veronica Hamel#Jack Scalia#David Warner#Youtube
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Carolina Skeletons (1991)
My rating: 6/10
Fairly decent bit of neo-noir that goes surprisingly dark for a TV movie - though one thing that kind of took me out of it was Bruce Dern, who was in his 50s at the time and is one of those actors that seem to have always been kind of old and craggy looking, playing a 44 year old.
#Carolina Skeletons#John Erman#David Stout#Tracy Keenan Wynn#Louis Gossett Jr.#Bruce Dern#Melissa Leo
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Carnage (1984)
My rating: 4/10
Some of the actual carnage is kind of fun in a no-budget effects kind of way, but it seems weirdly disconnected from the rest of the movie - I mean, the ghosts kill several people, and nothing whatsoever comes of it. What, the couple just kind of walks around the decapitated mannequin on the porch?
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Shallow Grave (1987)
My rating: 6/10
Man... AC truly AB, huh?
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Crucible of Terror (1971)
My rating: 3/10
Imagine killing a whole entire person just to create the tackiest piece of statuary to ever exist
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Port of New York (1949)
My rating: 4/10
Somewhat remarkable for being Yul Brynner's movie debut (with hair, even!), but otherwise pretty stodgy and dull.
#Port of New York#Laslo Benedek#Eugene Ling#Leo Townsend#Arthur A. Ross#Scott Brady#Richard Rober#K.T. Stevens#Youtube
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Pinky und der Millionenmops (2001)
My rating: 5/10
Ein Versuch, die Kinderfilme der 70er und 80er zu imitieren, der insgesamt eher anachronistisch und albern als zeitlos wirkt. Für Kinder aber vielleicht ganz unterhaltsam.
An attempt at capturing the kids' movies of the 70s and 80s that, on the whole, seems anachronistic and silly rather than timeless. Possibly fairly entertaining for kids, though.
#Pinky und der Millionenmops#Stefan Lukschy#Sibylle Durian#Gert Prokop#Jaime Ferkic#Hans Clarin#Carmen-Maja Antoni#Youtube
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Interceptor (2009)
My rating: 3/10
Bland, generic, over-stylized urban fantasy nonsense, except with aliens (I think? The walls o' exposition at the beginning of the movie were kind of hard to read) instead of vampires or wizards or whatever.
#Zapreshchyonnaya realnost#Konstantin Maksimov#Vasily Golovachov#Larisa Stepanova#Igor Petrenko#Lyubov Tolkalina#Aleksandr Baluev#Youtube
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After Death (1989)
My rating: 4/10
The theme song is great fun. The movie? Kind of a boring, anticlimactic mess, unfortunately, and not even in a particularly fun way.
#After Death (Oltre la morte)#Claudio Fragasso#Rossella Drudi#Jeff Stryker#Candice Daly#Massimo Vanni#Youtube
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