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netherworldpost · 1 hour
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shows should have 22 episodes a season again where half of them are low stakes silly fun shit happening. this i believe with my whole heart
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netherworldpost · 4 hours
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Just a silly bat girl inspired by this drawing below
I used that drawing as reference but didn't find the name of the artist on web. if someone know who is the artist behind this one please tell me! I only found pinterest links. really dig this artwork, love this kind of stuff
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netherworldpost · 5 hours
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netherworldpost · 5 hours
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[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]
man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.
[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]
man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.
[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]
man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.
[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]
man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!
[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]
man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
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netherworldpost · 7 hours
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Vincent Price
(May 27th, 1911 – October 25th, 1993)
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netherworldpost · 7 hours
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“Divorce of convenience” as listed by @out-of-jams / via
Which remains
One do the most hilarious-prime-prone-prompts I have seen in awhile
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netherworldpost · 9 hours
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I had forgotten I made this, it's been months.
Thinking of making another coffin purse out of it but I'm not sure yet.
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netherworldpost · 11 hours
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netherworldpost · 12 hours
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…appropriate see last post
Fax machine emoji
OH WAIT IS THERE A GIF
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MULTIPLE
VINDICATION
I feel like I am on the verge of combining a lifelong love of paperwork, fantasy bureaucracy, mail, and shenanigans into something truly wonderful.
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netherworldpost · 12 hours
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My answer is “Yes!!”
If there is a singular vote for it it will be me
According to an NPR article fax machines are still used frequently in Germany and now I am at war with my producer because I want a fax machine
Something something no new projects something something I don’t know I am not listening
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netherworldpost · 12 hours
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We have been fighting over telegrams since 2006 this is not an exaggeration
I briefly had a bike route that I would hand deliver telegrams to (very) local customers and YES it lost money and YES it was inefficient
BUT IT WAS
FUN
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(This is not anti producer rumblings, her job is literally “make this ship go and ensure I don’t sink it with my shenanigans”)
(I mourn for rapidly obsoleting technology I can easily circumvent the instant it is inconvenient because I am… difficult.)
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According to an NPR article fax machines are still used frequently in Germany and now I am at war with my producer because I want a fax machine
Something something no new projects something something I don’t know I am not listening
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netherworldpost · 12 hours
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According to an NPR article fax machines are still used frequently in Germany and now I am at war with my producer because I want a fax machine
Something something no new projects something something I don’t know I am not listening
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netherworldpost · 13 hours
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Vincent Price was born on May 27, 1911 #botd
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netherworldpost · 15 hours
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Christopher Lee and Vincent Price take a break on the set of Gordon Hessler’s The Oblong Box (1969).
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netherworldpost · 16 hours
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Not a "to read" book pile but a secret, other, thing:
a "checked out from the library and kept out until they say another patron has a hold and damn I meant to read that okay I'll put it back on the reserve list"
benefiting
your home decore (books good)
your pocket book (library free)
your community (library funding is very frequently based on participation)
authors (libraries buy books)
illustrators/photographers (them book covers)
society, in general, as a whole, I don't mean to oversell it (yes I do, just a little)
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netherworldpost · 16 hours
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