ENFP: I have strong feelings for you
INTJ: *playing along* aww
INTJ: just to be clear, positive or negative?
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ENTJ: complete these tasks by the end of the day
ENTP: there are so many!
ENTJ: then start working
ENTP: this is a violation of human rights
ENTJ: are you sure you are even human
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ISFJ: I can’t believe that INTP and ENTP are mopping the floors
INFP: they were planning to have a race between their hotwheels on a smoother floor
*in the living room*
ENTP: *dancing with a mop* minimise the friction~ INTP: *singing along* build up the acceleration~
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ENTJ: all of you need to pay attention and work together so we can complete this successfully
ENTP: you know I have a short attention span
INTJ: I can’t work with them
INTP: what’s the point of success
ENTJ: it’s amazing what you guys can come up with with just one sentence from me
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ENTP: WE’VE JUST PULLED OFF THE GREATEST BANK HEIST OF THE CENTURY!
ESTP: BOW DOWN BEFORE US YOU FUCKERS
Police officer, locking them in jail: would you two shut up for once
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INFP: are you an arsonist
ENTP: no
INFP: are you a professional arsonist
ENTP: yes
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ENTP: I have a good sense of humour
INTP: we are in a funeral
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ISFJ: whenever INTP says something weird, we’ll stop him
INTJ: ok
INTP: the reason the heart is located in the upper section of the body must be because it’s easier to stab
INTJ: you have a point
ISFJ: INTJ what did I just say
INTJ: but he has a point
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INTP: you are not alone
INFP: that’s uplifting
INTP: on your skin there are millions of microbes willing to stay around for you
INFP: *sobbing* beautiful
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INTP: *looks down at his bacon and eggs arranged in a smiley face* why is my breakfast like this?
INFJ: oh ENFP and ENTP made breakfast today. They like to tell everyone how they feel about them by doing so
ENFJ: *looks at a sun-shaped bacon and eggs* Aww thanks!
INTJ: *looks at his food arranged in six-pack abs* wow
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ENTJ: what is INTJ doing?
ENTP: oh he drank seven cups of coffee and is now hyper
ENTJ: by talking to himself while doodling suspiciously satanic symbols all over the walls?
ENTP: well if it worries you that much... *takes out his phone and calls INTP* would you mind coming over here?
ENTJ: i never thought INTP would be skilled at comforting people
ENTP: hm? oh no, you are mistaken. I called INTP so we can discuss our thoughts, you know, the more the merrier
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INFJ: what's the weirdest thing you've every told yourself
INTP: I'm a human
INFJ: you think you aren't...?
INTP: that's what i said
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Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.
—Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment
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INTP: what do you think happens after death
INTJ: that's a mystery only we alone would know the answer to when we are in that state
INTP: *getting excited* so it's like a private scientific discovery
INTJ: *also getting excited* ...do you think they have laptops and papers in the afterlife?
*thirty minutes later*
ENTJ: *walks in* you guys really need counselling
INTJ: you really think that would work?
INTP: *tying a noose* it's for science
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ENFJ: What's the most horrifying thing you've ever seen?
INFJ: *shudders* INTP's search history
INTP: ok... why?
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ENTP: *before closing the door* if I don’t come out after five minutes, assume I’m dead
ENTJ: *slams into the door and locks it*
ENTP: *in a muffled voice* you’re literally on the other side of the globe how the hell did you get here so fast
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