evolution from "omg driving so scary" to "i need to be speeding right now or i will throw up" took way less time than i thought it would. harumph
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ok im a licensed driver lol. fuck. fuck.
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still very sry i pulled the best stunt ever by cutting direct communication w like everybody i kno for months but i do still value and appreciate my allies . im just like fucked or something idk
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drove for like 3hrs today i am sooooo ready for the vanity license plate that says MEWTWO or maybe MMORPG or maybe 3DSXL. treating this shit like a username
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been not posting a lot never you worry im looking at stuff all the time just quiet
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daily affirmations
I am a vortex of Bullshit
I attract Toxicity
I attract Negative energy
Wealth and Success flee from me
Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder
My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons
Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall
My Crystal's are Busted
My Chakras are Spinning Backeards
My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet
I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred
I attract Drama
My Children Hate me
Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds
My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's
My OF is Failing
My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned
My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak
I have Ozempic Face
I have Nothing
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
MY LIFE IS fucked.
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takin the hood off the bug and putting on my wizard cloak so that people are befuddled and a bit taken aback when i pass going 20mph (bad music is also playing as this scene unfolds)
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This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this
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The magic of a scorching summer evening
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