random Exorcist: ADAAAMM!
Adam: I FUCKING HEARD YOU ALREA--!
Adam: Sooooo, what can I do you for this time, Lucifer?
Lucifer: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!
Adam: Doesn't it?
Lucifer: Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~
Adam: Okay, well. Yeah, that makes sense.
Lucifer: (through phone) You know what happens when I'm lonely, Addie?
Adam: (under his breath) God-fuckin'-dammit.
Lucifer: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that angelic {bleeped) of yours... {bleeped) your {bleeped) and lick all of your (bleeped), before taking out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more teeth until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby--!
[Adam, who's visibly disturbed, hangs up. He snaps his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, tosses said desk phone away, pulls out a blender, puts the cellphone pieces in it, and blends them.]
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random Exorcist: Aaaadam! That clingy, short asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y.
[Cuts to Adam and Lute standing by a water cooler.]
Adam: *throws his cup of water on the floor* Oh, GOD, it was one time! *crosses arms* If I hadn't slept with that clown asshole, none of those Hellborn freaks would be alive to this day.
Lute: *stares in stunned silence* ...You what?
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Based on one of the funniest scenes from @prince-liest’s fanfic series 666: Live on Air!
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"Yandere!Lucifer this, Eden!Lucifer that!"
MAN FORGET ABOUT MAIN SERIES!LUCIFER AND FOCUS ON PILOT!LUCIFER 😤🙌
the fans really portrayed this goofy MF as THE King of Hell back then. Just imagine the scenarios with him and Adam.🤭
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My first proper video....and it's about Sonichu
FML
Also Content Warning
for Chris being Chris
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Sometimes I forget im allowed to draw him going a lil crazy 😌✨
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ok, we, and by we I mean mostly me, really really want to see more of the Adamapple chaggie au please please please!
You ask, I shall give.
Featuring Charlie "Magne", the Hellborn raised in Heaven, and Vaggie, the Angel stuck in Hell.
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Welcome to the Adamsapple Week 2024!
This is an event dedicated to the Hazbin Hotel ship between Adam and Lucifer Morningstar, planned to happen in early Summer across Tumblr, Twitter and AO3!
What is a ship week?
A fanweek or fandom week is a week dedicated to character(s), pairing, or fandom. They are fan-run and provide inspiration for fans to create fanwork, notably fanfiction and fanart.
If you'd like to participate, or are just really interested in seeing all the wonderful fan creations that will come out of it, let us know your thoughts in the interest check below!
We hope to hear back from all the adamsapple/guitarduck lovers out there!
-R
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