youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manger of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

i'll fucking do it but christ alive

You're a ghost You pass through me You're here, then you're gone I can see you from the corner of my eye.

based on this post

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

this is my bobadinluke manifesto

i feel like when some ppl say 'i like animals more than people' it comes with the heavy undertone of seeing humans as inherently bad or impure somehow but. i can recognize human beings are capable of kindness and deserve to be treated kindly/justly too. i just also have autism and hamsters arent going to ask me what my salary is and my cats arent going to call me a faggot even if they probably would if they knew the word

Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.

#no thoughts, just Dustin and his two dads.

#cottagecore

fandom playlists used to be full of songs from florence and the machine’s 2009 album “lungs.” we used to be a society

Kabru thinks he's playing 5D chess but Laios and Falin are cooking and eating the pieces

NSFW/Not Safe for Work is a funny concept to me because I have on separate occasions worked as 1. a creator of porn comics for an online subscription service, 2. a film archivist, digitizing material for the The Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction. I got to experience the dissonance of writing a crisp, professional email to my editor like I was taught to in art school and then attaching 18 pages of dong pictures to it. I've called a coworker over to dispassionately watch hardcore pornography over my shoulder so that they could help me make sure I was scanning a film at the correct frame rate. We were both wearing lab coats at the time. In terms of raw percentage, I have likely spent half or more of my professional life working in situations where it would not be all that unexpected to see someone's hole(s) in the course of my duties.

The big Louisae

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg