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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
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greta hayes i miss u girl
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SO I MIGHTVE GOTTEN A BIT INSPIRED BY THIS POST
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sobbing bc this is peak comedy but also sobbing because wtf is that original prompt 😭
i love tim with food allergies hcs (projection and i think it's a funny weakness) but my god.
i've seen similar things where his parents forget he has allergies or he eats food he's allergic to bc he's all anxious and woobified and he doesn't wanna be ungrateful or turn down food and it makes me feel insane. hey chat I think the possibility of anaphylaxis takes priority over the uwu social anxiety.
Tell me more about the Tim shrimp fic! 😆
This is so stupid but here you go.
A couple of months ago I got excited when someone was talking about a "Tim Drake Shrimp Fic" and I immediately thought it might be some fun shenanigans involving Tim being turned into a shrimp but instead it was excessively fanon garbage where his parents force-fed him shrimp because he was allergic.
I was so disappointed I immediately blocked out my OWN Tim Shrimp Fic where Klarion turns Tim into a shrimp and Young Justice has deal with him.
Moments include;
Bart panicking because their friend got turned into a shrimp and DON'T THEY BREATHE WATER? Cue Bart racing (at the panicked orders of Kon and Cassie) to the ocean where he THROWS him into the depths.
He realizes his mistake almost immediately.
They all start panicking because not only is Tim a fucking shrimp, but now he's in the ocean at the mercy of whatever predates on fucking shrimps.
They call in Aqualad to help find him.
They make a habitat for him because what else can they DO for him while he is a shrimp?
They finally pin Klarion down to get him to try and reverse the spell but Klarion just shrugs and says "It's a timed spell, he'll revert back eventually!"
"WHEN?"
"Anywhere between two days and two decades! I cannot remember which >:3c"
Fortunately for all of them it was only two weeks.
Other memorable moments include Bart commenting that Shrimp!Tim "Looks just like Tim!" and Kon and Cassie struggling to see it.
Tim finally understands what shrimp emotions are.
#i think bart & cassie would also be jealous that tim got to see shrimp colors and genuinely cant describe it to them#new question: would u still love me if i was a shrimp#obviously for core four the answer is yes#additional thought: cassie purchases one of those sea monkey (aka brine shrimp) growing kits#and they name all the shrimps all different variations of tim as a bit#i think bart would be quite fascinated and taken with the whole thing
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lea jaffe was so real when she wrote what if i'm nothing but a cardiac arresting sweetheart, a half run over cat left in the street, and you're the maggot craving rotten flesh left outside in the heat. like. fucking yeah.
#for the past 3 or so years every few months i get really obsessed with this song#and then i completely overplay it and have to go on a cooldown#but then i listen to it and i'm like. god. god...#this post is for my one mutual who listens to dazey and the scouts (that i am aware of). shoutout.
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srry etsy update but :3
IF UR CONFUSED ABOUT ANYTHING PLS MSG ME ON HERE OR ON ETSY!!!! I PROMISE I DONT BITE JKDSHGAKJF
im aware that sometimes the way i explain/type can b confusig so like!!! hopefully this isnt confusoing!!!! but if it is im happy 2 try again :D
here r all the designs!!
wally got banished 2 the speed force
#THESE R SOOOO CUTEEEEEE#chewing on them like dog toys#or like those little squishies that i probably should've choked on as a young child
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Kon-el Super model‼️🗣️
Fashion, fashion, fashion. 😼✨
I think that Kon could easily be a super model, I know it. 🫶🏼
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Honestly I think it’s so funny that in the Marvel universe, when someone’s really smart, they have like eight to twelve doctorates and they finished high school at age twelve.
And then over in the DC universe it’s like. This is Tim Drake. He’s a genius. He keeps cloning his loved ones. He dropped out of highschool. Over there is Barry Allen. He can reverse engineer a spaceship in less than a minute. He is such a good chemist he’s still going to be known as the best chemist in 4,000 years. He has a bachelor’s degree.
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I'm pathologically fearful of sharing art I do for work online anymore but this just simply means to much for me not to commemorate it so I'm taking advantage of my surge of courage this morning.
Anyway here's some cover art I made for the 10 year Anniversary editions of the Raven Cycle for Owlcrate
#YAHHHH#i only have the first one but all these covers are so gorgeous i wish i could affort the rest of the set
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Captain Marvel #8 - "Endothermic" (2024)
written by Alyssa Wong
art by Ruairi Coleman, Roberto Poggi, & Bryan Valenza
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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