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poetryvampire · 8 hours
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thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened
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poetryvampire · 8 hours
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Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea
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poetryvampire · 9 hours
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A THOUSAND BLESSINGS TO YOU SWEET FRIEND 🙏🙏🙏
Well, I metamorphed Karlach into Zevlor... And guess what... It is ridged 🙈
I don't want to go to the horny jail...
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poetryvampire · 9 hours
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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city
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poetryvampire · 9 hours
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god, spirit, the universe, whoever is out there has listened to my prayers because i was just thinking "man i really need an HD ref of a tiefling's bare backside" and i get on twitter and what do i see? exactly that. i have been blessed today.
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poetryvampire · 9 hours
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LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS THE EXACT SAME AS HE DID 18 YEARS AGO
Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker you will always be loved.
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poetryvampire · 9 hours
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Well, I metamorphed Karlach into Zevlor... And guess what... It is ridged 🙈
I don't want to go to the horny jail...
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poetryvampire · 9 hours
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Just Zevlor things.
-exploring the grove.
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poetryvampire · 12 hours
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[ID: BG3 conversation log. Karlach says, "Really? Are strong women your type, Halsin?" and Halsin replies, "I don't discriminate against any type". End ID]
Really appreciate the way Karlach is like "o-oh 😳 so do you like... women like mme?" and Halsin just goes "oh I'm a huge slut 😊"
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poetryvampire · 16 hours
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Drunk & Spicy
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poetryvampire · 16 hours
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Zevlor’s back in the moonlight. That's the post.
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poetryvampire · 17 hours
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Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.
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poetryvampire · 17 hours
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*Taps mic*
So, you know how some people get angry when they don't eat? In my presentation I'm going to discuss how I get angry when I don't mastur -
*yanked off stage*
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poetryvampire · 18 hours
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“who did this to you” is a marriage proposal
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poetryvampire · 18 hours
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Zevlor
My sweet darling lover boy just mooning over his own wife. Looking at her like a boy with a crush, helping make breakfast and loving those little moments where her hands brush over his.
No matter how well he dresses he feels forever outclassed by her In a sundress and sandals. The way he gets so gooey for her when she sits on his lap. His wife curling up on him no matter where he is so she can have a nap on him, because that's the comfiest spot.
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poetryvampire · 1 day
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consuming media like
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poetryvampire · 1 day
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