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Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch
#I've worked places that have vet/first responder discounts#I'd do it for vets#but I'd never mention it to cops#no discount for cops
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Sorry I can’t go out I’m thinking about Louis offering young Danny that lifeline after Armand talks him to the point of suicide. I’m thinking about “if it ever gets bad again” as if Louis knows it wasn’t really Armand that talked him into it. I’m thinking about Louis telling a 20-year-old mortal he matters, that he’s worth something, just days after his own suicide attempt. I’m thinking about Paul jumping off the roof, Louis running up to the roof, and for all vampires talk about not caring for mortals, he saved this one.
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Rashid’s reaction to vampires vs. humans
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Imagine being Luke Brandon Field and being cast in the first season of a show where you have to be at a bar and flirt a little. And then coming back for the second season and doing that
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Ok to be clear, this whole time what Daniel Molloy thought happened was:
He hooked up with Louis in 1973
Then listened to him rant about his ex for 8 hours
After which Louis tried to kill him
He woke up in a second location and was like wow my craziest trip yet!
He didn't hear from Louis for 50 years
Until he gets an email like hey bb sorry about the murder attempt do u wanna come to Dubai? u can interview me again i probably won't kill you :)
And he's like yeah sure
And then he still spent the whole time bullying him
Self-preservation skills at a 0. That imaginary dick must have been something else
#tbf old Daniel is dying anyways he doesn't have any fucks left to give#young Daniel is just stupid#and horny#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire spoilers
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Devil's Minion fans when Armand traps Daniel half alive in the San Francisco appartment for days to psychologically torture him:
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Interview with the Vampire (2022-)
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Idk man Eric was extra hot this episode. I'm down bad for that old man.
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that show is a comedy → 5/?
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they're best friends
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"I'm the vampire Armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into a little bitch! The vampires who murdered my daddy made me pretend I didn't have a dick for 240 years."
#I'd have to torture someone too if someone said this to me#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire spoilers
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2.05)
“DON’T BE AFRAID, JUST START THE TAPE”
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