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I had a thought, a thunk, really and now I shall call up @puppetmaster13u because it involves a cryptid Batman.
So basically it involves that old Shadow Twin? Shadow Twin. I had, wherein Danny died and became Damian's twin brother only to die again and come back as a shadow cryptid being who followed Damian around, hid from everyone else, and is obviously still his little-if slightly unusual-brother.
So what I'm thinking of here is that, cryptid Bruce Wayne/Batman, is a shadow creature that also died (which was inspired by this rlly cool fic) and prowls the night of Gotham and stuff. So, what exactly am I getting at here?
Well, when Damian came into Bruce's life, he instantly recognized that something else came along with Damian, and not just because Damian is kinda cryptid in his own way because, you know, Bruce's son.
It doesn't take long for him to find out about Danny, and he is both saddened and glad that he exists. He's happy that he has another son, but he isn't happy about the fact that he's too much like him I.E, he died and came back as a shadowy cryptid being.
So big shadow dad and smaller shadow baby who may or may not hide himself from everyone but Damian and their shadowy dad (also Alfred)
#dc x dp#dpxdc#dp x dc#dcxdp#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#Wonder how Gotham would react to thiis#More like how Robin now apparently has a sentient shadow#Ooo#Might tie into the whole cryptid vibe if this is gonna be a cryptid batfam au#Liiiike#Everyone but Batman pretending to cryptids#Stuf like that
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Realistically, a household the size of Wayne Manor needs more than just a butler, and while Bruce might imagine he can keep his proclivities secret from his own domestic staff, Alfred certainly harbours no such illusions. I've gotta wonder what the orientation lecture he's worked out looks like. Like, of course they're going to be extensively vetted before they ever set foot on the premises, but at some point during the onboarding process the subject of the Batcave has gotta come up – I just wanna know how Alfred broaches that.
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au where the justice league is known and well established as Earth's official planetary defense system. Batman was offered an invitation to join but he hissed at the idea of revealing his identity and said nope, you guys stay out of Gotham. in return, the JL was like 'okay you can't leave Gotham then'. for around a decade, Batman sticks to that rule, no real issues, but the JL gets bigger and bigger and it reaches a point that he knows, even with all his contingencies, he'll never be able to take them in a fight
Robin and Batman get into an argument because Robin wants to stretch his wings and Batman refuses to let him. Robin leaves despite all of Batman's warnings and goes to NYC and cuts all contact. a couple months later, there's a new hero who calls himself Nightwing who's on the JL.
Bruce freaks out and tries to call Dick, but Dick ignores all his calls. Bruce ends up keeping tabs on him from afar, always worried.
fast forward to the new Robin. this time, Bruce impresses from the beginning the importance of never leaving Gotham. Jason agrees. three years later, Jason leaves to Ethiopia, Batman follows, the Joker shows up.
it ends with JL intervention and a beaten Jason being taken away by Wonder Woman and the Joker taken away by the JL. Bruce tries to infiltrate Themyscira, is caught, Diana snaps at him. Bruce begs asks her to be able to speak to Jason. Jason is visibly upset and doesn't want to talk to Bruce and tells him that Batman didn't save him and orders him to get out. Bruce leaves, heartbroken.
a young boy observes a devastated Batman on the streets of Gotham and is determined to help him. this time, Bruce impresses upon Tim the severity of the situation. if he leaves Gotham the Justice League will get him. Tim agrees to be very careful. Damian shows up and for the first time in a long time, Bruce lets himself relax.
Bruce gets lost in time. Tim has to leave Gotham to find the clues to help him, he stumbles upon the Titans who offer their help and a spot on their team. once they find Bruce, Tim forces himself to leave with the Titans, knowing that at least Bruce and Damian will be safe.
Bruce is exhausted and hurt and upset. he keeps losing children.
meanwhile, the JL is getting increasingly fed up about this brooding vigilante that treats his sidekicks as disposable and never once checks up on them after they leave his fold. it's a giant miscommunication.
things come to a head when Bruce is forced to go to Metropolis to stop some alien threat or whatever. Damian sneaks after him, despite express orders to stay, and when Bruce wakes up in a medical tent, Superman tells him that Damian is okay and he's staying with Superman's family. Clark was not expecting Batman to go back to Gotham, stone-faced, without asking about or picking up his kid.
Bruce is heartbroken, he's lost four children and he just stays in the Cave and cries. meanwhile Damian, with the Kents, is distressed by the abundance of people his father's warned him about. he just wants to go home.
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Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.
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Obsessed with little Lima Bean Baby Dami. I feel like Bruce would pass out from cuteness if he witnessed his child looking like that.
Talia should send Damian's baby pics to Bruce lol
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feel like one day the batfam would just grow fed up of jason bragging that he died once and use it against him
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Jason: You know i died on-
Bruce: My son died once, it was a very hard time for us all we spent it grieving
Jason: …
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*Jason walking in with a stab wound*
Dick looking at the dagger clearly alarmed: What happened baby bird?!?
Jason: No big deal, nothing compared to my de-
Dick: you know my baby brother died once, he could die again, I’m going to get B to bar you from patrol since death is so traumatic for you.
Jason pausing wide eyed: WHAT?!?
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Tim: cool shirt steph
Steph: Thanks i tye dyed it with cass
Jason: You know i died once
Tim sighing and looking out the window wistfully: It wasn’t you that died jason, it was the mAgIc iN rObIn
*steph cracking up*
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A funny thought just came to me, so here's a new writing prompt:
The Justice League doesn't think that Batman has a civilian identity. For the most part, he only ever comes out at night, adding to the nocturnal rumors, but he has been seen during the day when there are huge problems or bigger rouge attacks.
And, because the JL don't think he has a civilian identity, they naturally assume that none of the other Gotham Vigilantes do, either. Signal, the only consistent day shift, is obviously a different breed than the rest. All of the others are nocturnal.
Extra points if they think they're a group of cryptids.
One day, Bruce and Tim are needed to help set up at WE for a press conference. One that Lois Lane is covering. At the same time, the JL Is having a meeting. Normally Dick would put on the Batman suit, but Nightwing is needed at the meeting, too. They can't say that Batman is off world, because all of those trips are logged and followed by the Lanterns. So, the next logical thing to do is for Nightwing to tell the JL that Batman and Red Robin were needed as civilians, but he will make sure to pass the information on to them, as well as record the meeting.
"Batman doesn't have a civilian identity," Is the response he gets. "None of you do, right?"
Nightwing, for all his training, doesn't react outside of his smile getting slightly bigger. "You don't think we have secret identities?"
"No, we kinda just assumed you all just hid away in a cave or something when you weren't needed or on duty."
Oh, these sweet summer children. Nightwing is trying very hard not to laugh at them. "We, we do have secret identities, we don't do nothing when we aren't in costume."
"Are you sure?" That's the Flash. "'Cause I'm pretty sure we'd recognize you guys out of costume." Kudos to him for being so confident about that. "Most of you only have tiny masks over your eyes. That's not enough to cover an identity."
Nightwing takes a glance at Superman, not that anyone can see his eyes move behind the domino mask. The alien's eyes have shifted left.
"I've been to Gotham plenty of time," Green Arrow speaks up, "I know I haven't seen everyone in the city, but I'm pretty sure I'd recognize your build. It's pretty distinct."
Bold. All of the Wayne Clan have met Green Arrow in and out of costume. They've actually met most of the JL in and out of costume. Should he tell them? Nah, that's not funny. He can't wait to tell the others.
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“commandeered” bruce that’s just stealing. bruce that’s grand theft auto. bruce.
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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?
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So apparently another whole ass animated scooby doo movie was canceled, this time featuring Krypto the Superdog, but it leaked onto 4chan and was uploaded onto the internet archive
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Hold still, oh daffodil, you’re floating into space
#pokemon#rayquaza#jirachi#this is so fucking cool holy shit#I'm in love#thank you batterut for this amazing art
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed
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batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like
killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham
poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart
joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:
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it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!
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I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.
There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.
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