Circle of pride for a reason... .

Sorry forgot to post this here:"

Two old guys acting like kids. :V

Uniting our destinies 🤍 Radioapple Wedding

I imagine with how many people wear bow ties, it WOULD be a fight to the death when they go on sale

Day 3 of Radioapple week! The prompt was Deal/Blood

Day 3: Deal

I always have this filler shit in my head before I come up with dialogue

Someone else mentioned euphemisms a while back and I got one.

Lucifer: *annoyed* Alastor just blew me!

Angel: WHAT!?

Lucifer: yeah, he just completely ignored me! What the hell

Angel: *done with him* Off! He blew you off!!

Lucifer: what did I say?

UGH I LOVE IT so perfect!! I totally want to use it someday 👀 ty for the suggestion!

Minimaniacs Artboard 1 | 2 | 3

… I just needed an excuse to draw cursed cat Alastor before it dies out

Lucifer’s perfect comfort place doesn’t exi-

OBJECTION‼️‼️‼️ nuh-uh but make it alastor and husk

AU where instead of isolating himself from his people for thousands of years, once Charlie was born Lucifer attempted to reconnect with his people again. Incognito, by disguising himself and opening a duck-themed cafe in the Pride Ring where he can interact with sinners on the regular without them knowing who he is. Although no one recognizes Lucifer-passing-himself-off-as-a-sinner, the first couple a times someone tries to give him trouble at his cafe he quickly shuts that shit down and gains a reputation as someone not to be messed with. And since he's not going around collecting souls or extorting people for money or whatever, most of the worst sinners just leave him and his little cafe alone. It becomes a place known to the less bloodshed-prone sinners as one of the few places they can just exist in peace.

Then a hundred years go by and the Radio Demon makes his debut slaughtering Overlords and striking fear in the hearts of sinners all over Pride. He appears in the cafe with a sinister grin and Lucifer demands to know what he wants, bracing himself for a fight...

Only for Alastor to order a dark roast.

Lucifer's confused. So are the regulars who all ducked for cover the moment the Radio Demon strode in. But Alastor doesn't make any trouble. He takes his order, chooses a seat by the window, and proceeds to read a newspaper while enjoying his coffee. When he's done he leaves a rather sizable tip in the tip jar before thanking the disguised king and going on his way.

Lucifer's cafe gains a new confusing regular that day and he's not sure how to respond when Alastor keeps showing up. Since he's been among sinners for a while now, Lucifer does know of the Radio Demon's reputation and doesn't understand why Alastor isn't causing any trouble. Slaughtering the customers, trying to eat people's faces, that sort of thing. Not that Lucifer wouldn't be perfectly capable of handling Alastor if he did something like that, he's just confused as to why Alastor hasn't even tried.

He kind of sort of gets his answer one day when a brute comes into the cafe thinking he's going to hold it up. The robber grabs one of the regulars and presses a gun to their head, threatening to to shoot if Lucifer doesn't empty his cash register. Before Lucifer can do anything, though, a black tentacle severs the robbers arms and the hostage is able to scramble to the relative safety below the table. Alastor stands up, says something about how it would be a shame to make even more of a mess of this lovely cafe, and seizes the robber by the back of their jacket before coolly striding out the door and dragging them into the alley between buildings.

Everyone can hear the squelching and snapping noises, the horrific screaming followed by an abrupt silence.

Then Alastor strides back in, humming a jazzy tune with blood and viscera staining the front of his coat. He asks Lucifer if he can steal a roll of paper towels before going to the bathroom to clean himself up.

Okay, Lucifer thinks, so the rumors about the Radio Demon weren't exactly wrong, but they weren't wholly right either. He sort of wishes that Alastor had just done nothing and let Lucifer handle the situation without traumatizing the rest of his customers - and he's grumbling about it as he cleans up the severed arms and blood puddle - but still... He can't help being a tad intrigued by this contradictory sinner.

👀

I headcanon that Husk used to turn up in weird places after a night of drinking.

Context: there was a “hottest Hazbin Hotel character” poll over on Twitter, the finalists were Vox and Lucifer (fandom went crazy, there was bribery and campaigns) and Vox ended up winning.

How did a literal tv beat an angel? Idk, man. Don’t ask me, I just work here

Lucifer surely shouldn’t use his magic to dress himself when he’s sleepy.

Amazon Prime made me do it

🌈Chaggie🎀

During an Overlord Meeting

Random Overlord: So how'd you bag the King of Hell?

Alastor: Well I-

Lucifer: The first time we met he told me to go fuck myself and dropped a piano on my head

Other Overlords: ...

Lucifer: I've been charmed by his audacity ever since