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Help what do you mean Ally lost their septum piercing eating out their Dutch tutor??? Where did this information come from????
it comes from dirty laundry! their secret was that they slept with a teacher and it was their dutch tutor and they mentioned briefly having a septum ring before then and then coming home and not having it after.
i have a collection of all the insane stories ally beardsley has talked about in a file in my head cuz i’m obsessed with them but i didnt think anyone would catch me talking about it in the tags lol
#also everyone should watch their dirty laundry they are. so hot in them#thank you for the ask <333#bird answers
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Ayda and Fig (and Kristen) retrieve Aelwyn and Adaine
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tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school
#band kid- especially Percussion kid murph is high art#also allys is so funny with the knowledge that they Did have their septum pierced for a week before they lost it eating somone out#(their dutch tutor)#d20#fhjy
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personal headcannon that jawbone and tracker have like dog allergies (not deadly but think like severe lactose intolerance type reactions) and like people who are lactose intolerant, they will still eat things that hurt them cuz it tastes good which leads me too:
there is a constant battle between jawbone, tracker, and their respective partners over whether they are allowed to have hot chocolate or not.
jawbone: i should be allowed to eat whatever i want. i am a grown man!
sandra lynn (actively confiscating the cocoa he just brewed and replacing it with tea): yes! a grown man trying to poison himself for the sake of hot chocolate.
kristen and sandra lynn are unlikely ally’s in the war against their partners need for a sweet drink that will ruin their stomachs. sandra lynn is great at hiding the hot chocolate mix where they can’t find it and kristen has spilled every drink that’s she’s ever looked at so if they do it gets destroyed.
just. shenanigans ya know
#sandra lynn having to go back and forth on “he’s an adult he can make his own poor choices“#and “his choices are terrible and i need to make sure i dont have to deal with a hurty boyfriend tomorrow“#obsessed with this addition absolutely#d20
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average business meeting
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No one in the Thistlespring family is defeating the machine fucker allegations
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the Your Fat Friend doc is so good
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being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden
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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005
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gotta love riz’s track record of absolutely BODYING any boy who doesn’t treat adaine right. this is the same riz gukgak that shot biz glitterdew’s fingers off ten minutes after he admitted to wanting adaine in a palimpsest. oisin was doomed the moment he chose to fuck with adaine’s feelings bc riz is nothing if not ride or die for her SPECIFICALLY
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I'm curious, far as I can remember we have canon or canon-ish heights for most of the bad kids, but not Adaine or Fig?
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it’s all washing over me, i’m angry again
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blimey
#the pregnancy test as a symbol of doubt is… revolutionary#god and the way she’s feminized like the eye liner#and the heeled converse like oh my god#i’m so fucking obsessed#d20#fhjy
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kicking my legs and giggling at the sleepover. can my OC who I've never drawn or talked about play with your OC who you've never drawn or talked about
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