This legitimately gave me the most undignified laugh.

Perseus Jackson grew up so secure in his mothers love and dedication to him that he physically cannot comprehend why a parent wouldn't be there for their child and that's why he's so fucking pissed at the gods for ignoring the demigods

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

Listen i know i am not meant to be a serious blog, I'm the Shrimp who fried the fucking rice for crying out loud, so a lot of you likely follow me for just that. But if you've followed me for a while you'll know that I have no problem with making my thoughts about politics known, especially about the current genocide in Gaza. So the fact that some SPINELESS FUCKING CROOKS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO USE THIS TRAGEDY AS A WAY TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO SENDING THEM MONEY IS FUCKING FOUL AND SOMETHING I AM ABSOLUTELY CALLING OUT. ARE YOU ACTUALLY HAVING A LAUGH?!? HOW CAN YOU BECOME SO ROTTEN AT THE CORE THAT YOU WOULD CREATE A PERSONA BASED ON A VICTIM OF A GENOCIDE TO SCAM PEOPLE OUT OF MONEY?? BOTH OF YOU JUST USED THE SAME PICTURE?? MAY YOUR HEARTS NEVER KNOW PEACE AND MAY THE GUILT OF YOUR ACTIONS PLAGUE YOUR MIND YOU UTTER SCUMBAGS

He is Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

Girls

pride month!!!

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

...Do I need to say it?

happy june 1st lol

i had a dream recently that i posted on tumblr about me speeding and then the cops found it and used it to get me a speeding ticket and then i contested the ticket by pulling up another tumblr post where i claimed i did 9/11 and my point was that i make shit up on tumblr all the time and as such all of my tumblr posts should be inadmissible and this case should be dismissed but it had the opposite effect and the judge sentenced me to over 3000 life sentences for the people.i killed when i did 9/11

helo crechers

i need u 2 fill out a form 4 me, so i can get opinions on soem kitties, i would have 2 make like 20 polls 2 put it all on tumblr so u get a google form... i so sorey

pls fill it out https://forms.gle/Tke1mjzn9MoskAtW9

it is just looking at kitties and picking witch ones u like i prommy it isnt hard