I love early game minecraft

Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)

I need everyone to know I had a dream last night about a Hannibal presentation and this was the whole presentation as it appeared in my dream

Star Trek: Voyager // S01E04: Time and Again

please read by Mary Ruefle

the worlds most loved puppy has just sighed peacefully in his sleep

One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

i’ve never had my own room so i was just wondering how many ppl did. please reblog <3

I think that when we tell teenagers that their lives will be over if they don't have the most perfect possible trajectory through the education system, that this is, perhaps, if I may be bold, not good for them,

Microsoft Office 2004 icons

on a list of dumb shit i know:

the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

i love the idea that this photo is candid and that she pulled out her phone to take this picture in front of the guy who may or may not make her uncomfortable to snap this historic image and the hawaiian shirt man decided that since he's getting his picture taken anyway he may as well make it look good meanwhile the guy who's bothering her is just like sitting there wondering what the hell is happening seconds before she agrees to have him removed just for a lark even though he didn't actually do anything and the bodyguards come and they take him outside and they throw him out on the street as hard as possible and then one of hte bodyguards comes out and crushes his head with a bar stool like an overripe melon

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

I’m screaming at redditors not being able to understand hey girl I mean they

jesse i ordered unlimited breadsticks forever ago and theyre still not here. mistah white that was the limitless breadsticks, the breadsticks without a limit. theyre going to approach but never reach your table. see, the waiter keeps walking towards us but is getting only nearer and nearer without getting to us. sorry this is a breakingbad post i didnt jnow how else to frame my joke. can someone drive me home now that im done i dont have a license

Playing badminton

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