I think lying was the way to go, they want to see a portfolio though which is tough BUT! I did actually photograph my aunt's wedding reception. About half of the photos are corrupted (never get a seagate drive, also back up more often than I did) but there's some good ones that can be saved

Light and shadows

This looks like a perfect place to nap

Banana slug, sunny day

Ew June had to have gotten the ticks from my yard. What the hell are my chickens doing?!

Terrace

Someone got kicked out of the grocery store I’m at for yelling at an employee. Late vindication

“Oh Mildred I remember you”

Words you don’t want to hear from your pharmacist. 

Ew just took so many ticks off Juniper and I don’t know where she picked them up from because we haven’t gone hiking this week at all. She spent two days with my dad.

Icy webs

How tall are you?

5'7"

April showers

good luck with your phone interview!

Thank you!

So I can measure things just by having them in my hand! Things being bones, bugs, and plants

I need to get a ruler tattooed on me damnit.

I need to get a ruler tattooed on me damnit.

I think the 85mm 1.4 is going to be my next lens. I've always thought that 1.4s are just more expensive 1.8s but apparently the 85mm one is worth it. It's dubbed the "Cream machine"

Why doesn't Nikon have a normal (and also not rare af) 135mm lens