souliebird
Set Phasers To Fun, Ensign
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i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”
I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.
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Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded
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FRANK CASTLE IN EVERY EPISODE 💀
THE PUNISHER 2.01 - ROADHOUSE BLUES
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People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature
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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
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are all animals dangerous?
every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.
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so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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