whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
I hate how Mojang says they won't add sharks bc "we won't make hostile mobs based on real animals" BITCH MAKE IT NEUTRAL OR BETTER YET, PASSIVE!
Make people want to breed/keep them around for underwater builds because they scare away drowned! Make them drop their teeth every few minutes like how chickens lay eggs as an alternative way to craft arrows or a new item! Add sharks to Minecraft in a positive way!!
Achievement called "friend, not food" for breeding sharks using fish!
Have variants based on which ocean they spawn in!
Upon killing a shark, it drops JACK SHIT!!
Edit:
Reblogs were turned off due to the fact that this post's popularity completely overwhelmed me and it was way too much for my stupid nurodivergent brain, so I did what I had to to not fuck myself up more. You're welcome to repost.
Woah woah woah- qsmptwt is coming here to Tumblr? Well, I must greet them!
Hello people! I'm not much aware of what is happing on that part of the fandom (Twitter) but I heard about scary things. But don't you guys worry, you guys can stay here as long as you want :D!
The name's AB, I've been a resident here for a bit, and I think of it as my little vacation home. It's gonna be a little confusing at first, but I bet you all will get a hang of it :P
There are still discourses here on Tumblr, yes, but it's known already that we shouldn't quickly assume on things without any reliable facts and leave horrible threats to others. Some people have negative feelings, some have hopes, and that's normal! We'll get through this together :>
Some Tumblr tips:
I reccomend reading this post! This is the post that helped me navigate around Tumblr.
You can reblog as much as you can (even your own posts), leave little messages in the tags, and customize your Tumblr's appearance!
The con I do have to warn you guys about is the algorithm. It's not that good.
Just some quick tips from me:
Continue to like and leave notes to the contents you want to continue to see.
Follower counts are not visible; we don't make a big deal on people's followers
Go to your settings and filter some tags and/or words you don't want to see (because I guarantee some nasties are going to eventually show up on your feed. This filter system is actually pretty good!)
Report bots and block em'! Don't get tired on reporting/blocking them.
Go to the visibility on your settings, and enable the prevent third-party sharing thingy so that the Ai won't scrape off your blogs.
Tumblr doesn't have the auto translate feature but NEVER be ashame to speak or to type your mother tongue/ other languages here.
I reccomend cutting (adding a "read more") on longer blogs like this.
Lastly, be NICE, CIVIL, and RESPECTFUL!! Learn to take a few steps back on things you've seen/read, and look on the bigger picture.
ofc, BE SILLY!! Have some fun!
Welcome again!! Just take some deep breaths buddies, because we'll get through this ^_^
1. We don't tolerate xenophobia to ANYONE here, and that includes the French and Brazilian community. If you've just moved and are planning to continue that route, please Get The Fuck Out.
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3. Please personalise your blogs a bit! Just any background colour and a small bit of header text so people don't assume you're a bot and block you on reflex!
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