Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.
Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.
pride month soon!! if you treat bisexuality or asexuality as “lesser” queer identities, “basically straight”, or a “consolation prize”, die by my blade.
AU Where Damian Lives On Tim's Boat After Bruce Abandons Him In Gotham War
Inspired by DinoMightyMiranda on TikTok.
Tim: So Damian's gonna be staying on the Marina with me for a little while.
Damian: Despite the fact this place looks like a murder shack.
Bernard: *instantly emotionally adopts him*
Tim: It's hard being a single mom. Especially when you're a young adult man, he's actually your brother, and he keeps telling your boyfriend he can do better.
Damian: What do you see in Drake?
Bernard: *pulling up slideshow presentation* I'm glad you asked.
Damian: That was rhetorical-
Bernard: Too late! You're watching if you want me to keep making your favorite meals.
Important not to mess up the timeline when doing time travel shit and meeting your younger self but that doesn't mean you can't make bad jokes about future trauma they have no clue about
[ID: A digital illustration of Bart Allen, Timothy Drake, Cassandra Sandsmark, and Conner Kent from DC Comics, in civvies. Bart, Tim and Cassie are being carried by Conner from behind; they are happy. End ID.]
Martha: Sometimes people shake their injured hand when they touch a hot pot like this kettel and yelp out “ouch!”
Clark: Like this? ouch!
Maratha: Well both hands might be overdoing it
I like thinking about how Mama Kent had to teach Clark how to pretend to feel pain with nightly acting lessons.