hi. world’s worst hemera anon here.

i think hem smells like lawn clippings at all times no matter what. it’s borderline impressive

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carl likes oversized hoodies because it makes him feel Small

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I like to think that Cuddles has such a high pain tolerance not because of whatever surgeries he had to look like a bunny, but because naked mole rats themselves actually have a very high pain tolerance in the wild

Not sure if Eve did this on purpose but it's a cool fact nonetheless :)

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this goes against canon but hc that spinch lemon demon is citrus mistress and not lime angel. it fits the lemon demon name sound more and it sounds WAY cooler

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i like going through this blog and looking for hcs to add to my hoard. its like im window shopping. }:)

me too, anon :]

aliens absolutely live on spinch and you cannot change my mimd

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ive always had this headcanon (since uni was revealed as tfem) that names on spinch are not gendered like they are on earth. they never have been.

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funfetti CANNOT keep a secret

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Queerplatonic Carolly (Carrie and Polly). They like sharing anecdotes about their partners and stealing pens from Doom.

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blair listens to haunted mound - blair anon

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queerplatonic polly & finn trust me

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transmasc non binary siri ftw - soob

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siri heavily f/os edgar from electric dreams. like selfship fanfic level. he wants to hug that computer fucker. - soob

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hemera is bigender, and uses she/he/plant pronouns!! [thanks anon hemeruni for the plant pronoun idea] - soob

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anon soob here to say a soob headcanon [surprising] soob uses her top hat as a mary poppins bag type thing

she can store ANYTHING in there, i mean ANYTHING. its fucking insane. she could probably store a city in there if she wanted.

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Listen- Martha x Blair x Lessie (age diff is not that big + I like their poly cryptids and cryptid hunter dynamic )

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If Jerry Beans was in our world, he'd totally be cat (cog) Otherkin/Therian /lh

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