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sprrky · 28 days
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this grave keeper edible aint shit
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sprrky · 3 months
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Jared padalecki is my gender guy so rn and my brain is goo and I’m putty in ur hands basically
you’re not putty. you’re clay, waiting to be shaped into something that will be cherished. and why wouldn’t you want that?
what comes out of the kiln is adored because of the devotion that went into creating it. the sweat, the blood from the little nicks on your fingers staining the polymer. it wouldn’t be as gratifying to hold in your hands if it suddenly appeared out of thin air, would it?
you are the same. just substitute the clay for flesh and the carving knife for a syringe.
i would display you in a gallery if i could. your audience would treasure you.
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sprrky · 3 months
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Shrike's a perching bird. Impales mice and lizards on thorny branches and barbed wire. Rips their organs right out of their bodies, puts them in a little birdy pantry, and eats them later.
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sprrky · 4 months
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sephgen? sephesis? genseph? no. sepsis. cause i know that shit gets toxic lmaooo
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sprrky · 4 months
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something something screwtio something something the woes and wonders of a human-robot relationship something something learning from each other as equals something something affection displayed by mental connection sometjing something time passing and the memory of one living on in the other eternally idk idk
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sprrky · 4 months
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Dr ratios bathtub
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sprrky · 5 months
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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
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sprrky · 5 months
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sprrky · 5 months
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i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly
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sprrky · 5 months
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me: wow, the main character of this colleen hoover book writes about her problematic personal life as fan letters to ellen degenerate, geez who would do that haha
also me: *pulls up neil gaiman’s tumblr ask box* dear neil, how are you? :) i heard a new song today and it made me think of aziraphale and crowley :)) i worry i’m unlovable—
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sprrky · 5 months
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the way i’d challenge the toymaker to a 200cc mario kart 8 deluxe tournament just to be the impudent little shit who gets turned into a living slinky going down an endless set of stairs
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sprrky · 5 months
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Consuming the new hbomberguy video like Jesus himself has come down from heaven and I am the last follower remaining at his once flourishing temple
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sprrky · 6 months
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sprrky · 6 months
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sprrky · 1 year
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Tears of the Kingdom, Link Expressions ✨
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sprrky · 1 year
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