once when I was at old retail job this woman came up to the counter very obviously on her phone with earbuds in which I consider extremely disrespectful so whenever someone did that I would like. wait for 20-30 whole ass long seconds to see if they even noticed I was alive and if they insisted on being an asshole i would ring them up because I had to but they would NOT get their rewards points or any sales unless they spoke to me and apologized ANYWAY the woman moseyed up full ass on the phone placing her Products to Purchase on the counter alongside her iPhone 97 or whatever but not speaking (???) which was kind of weird usually the Disrespectful ones would be in the middle of some Facetime conversation with half their family or something so I glanced down at the phone to see WTF was going on and if she was one of these people who skipped out on their work from home job to do errands and say "uh huh" every 2.5 minutes on the Office Zoom Call ANYWAY i took a gander to see what kind of corpo Inc. idiots were in the corner of the phone screen and it said...... "BetterHelp" And before the "ummmmmm" hit my body and as soon as I got my eyes back up in position the woman finally speaks she puts one finger up and says "Excuse me" taps to unmute and speaks into the phone and says for real "and how does that make you feel?"

mesopotamian: hah! he has found twelve bricks, and by the side of the road no less. water, make it flow indeed! i understand all of these concepts. summon it on your tablet once more, i want to memorize their dance moves

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

comparing letterboxd top fours is like the american psycho business card scene for zillennials

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

i think about that dota screenshot that's like 'i still think it's your fault because otherwise it's my fault and i don't like that' every day of my life

"he would not fucking say that" but it's "they would not be having carefully negotiated bdsm manual sex"

Bart's Plea

This is killing me lmao

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right