Im always putting my lunch a little bit away from me on the floor

hi i’m a skyrim bandit my favorite hobby is keeping 12 gold in novice locked chests that i do not own a key for

I have become too strong…

I just saw an email walking around outside

"this must hit so hard if youre stupid" is such a simple yet incredible rinse i think it might change the hating game forever

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In hindsight the bookish nerd/femme fatale dynamic in Read Or Die may have influenced me more than I initially thought

i dont die when im killed amd when i die im fine and im still alive

time for tunes! 😁🔊💘

my bluetooth earbuds: Power On! Connecting… Unable To Connect! 😢 Tithe Pool Empty! 😵🔋

ughhhh... fine 🙄 (opens an intricate and ornate wooden chest decorated with many sigils, some of solomon, some far older; and out emerges a tiny clay man, dancing erratically, a noise like a song struggling to break free, muffled and mumbled—for this homunculus has no mouth, no eyes, not even a face! only four flat limbs and a featureless torso. it finishes its dance by splaying its arms wide and a Magpie silently swoops down from a power line, snatches the small clayman in its talons, and carries it away, far away, until the deep blue of the afternoon sky becomes blacker than the walls of night that girdle our dreams)

my headset: Tithe Received‼️ Enjoy And Love Your Music..!❤️‍🔥🎶

Serial Killer Ed Sheeran's New Single: Im in love with a Piece of You! You are destroyed by a magnet!

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

bet ray sipe is milly rocking right now

yuor gay Lol

I need to be paid to wear a maid dress but like not have to clean things. Please my doctor says it's urgent.