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in honor of bg3 winning goty, a collection

MAKING MOVES DAILY 🤑💯🖤😈

And they call again, "It's simple," they say, "and you too have come into the world to do this, to go easy, to be filled with light, and to shine."

Mary Oliver, from "When I Am Among the Trees" in Thirst

lamb!reader pausing sex because she heard the old ass grandfather clock that is in the living room chime that it is a certain hour (that hour being nightly pray time)

i can just imagine her finally getting pope where she wants him, laid out in the bed while she rides him then the clock chimes and she goes "oh! prayer time!" and she keeps going! but now she's whispering little mumbled prayers until she cums

just had the shittest work day 😍😍 i feel disgusting , overstimulated and its so hot and im crying and decided to kick and break something at home - hows the boys dealing with it ( feel like i haven’t been here for awhile hru moonpie<3 )

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its trying times...im in a writing slump so bad....i have $4 in my bank acc...

but ugh this is such a funny prompt bc we all been there!!

rafe is mad as fuck because he's overstimulated too and you breaking something would just set him off. and not in his normal way either he's standing there hands on his head, mouth agape just in pure disbelief you did that. then he's gonna tweak and you're both irritated and hot.

john b is very obviously miffed but he tries to keep his anger under control because he gets why you lashed out, won't stop him from bein a dick about it though he is absolutely gonna make passive aggressive comments while cleaning up so you feel guilty and help him LOL.

jj's like "dude really? like i get it but really?" and you both end up forgetting to clean it up until one of you steps on it and cuts your foot, neither of you want to do it though so you back and forth which just makes it worse until you inevitably huff and clean it up yourself (even though like you should have anyways you broke it.)

pope's gonna put you in timeout im not playin. he gets so irked his eye starts twitching so he gives you a glass of cold water and says, "go do something with yourself." so he can clean in peace and by the time you're all relaxed, he's over it so you just go about your day together <3

pogue!bunny and rafe <3

circling back to that one post where you invite tp!jj to the (titty) restaurant you work at for a fathers day special! (bc its my favorite scenario as of late) youre so giddy nd excited bc this’ll sorta be one of the first times you guys are in a stereotypical “date” setting bc you both are only ever alone together in his trailer or on a boat out fishing :( you reserve him a booth in the back nd sit with him during your break :3 he ends up feeding you some of his food off his plate nd gives you secret sips of his beer after making sure none of your coworkers or managers are around!!!!!! unfortunately everyone in the restaurant is sus of you both nd a bit disturbed bc they ended up seeing your legs draped across his lap nd sneaking in quick kisses when you thought no one was looking… but its not your fault you got all pouty seeing so many daughters bring their dads here you just had to start lovin on your man :(

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literally waited til i was home so i could type this out but ukw we should expand on this specific scenario more because like you're just so excited. growing up you neverrrr got to do father/daughter stuff because your dad wasn't around AND you and jj never go out, like you said it's either the two of you alone in his trailer or fishing and it feels isolating like he's ashamed of you (which isn't true, he's just always tired from working) and yeah you're still on the clock for most of it but you reserved him a table specifically during your lunch so you could eat together.

and jj would be lying if he said he doesn't feel special, he's become a sap in his later years and you look so happy everytime you come to check on him and when you can finally eat together he spends the whole time feeding you his fries and cutting his burger in half so you can have some <3 between the sips of his beer and the constant kisses in between you're so dizzy that after you have to do jumping jacks in the bathroom to get the blood pumping again.

your coworkers of course are whispering the whole time you're there with him and its even worse when you sneak out to walk him to his truck and he gives a nasty, sloppy kiss right against the car door, like literally kissed your lip gloss off. and the whispering is even worse when you get back in the kitchen, your manager keeps looking at you funny, it becomes a whole scandal that they aren't quite sure...what your relationship with him is. especially because they heard you call him "papa."

what if we flipped a little persona wise and pup asks john b to be more rough with her and kitty asks jj to be more gentle with her for once… it would def be a rare thing tho

john b wouldn't have a problem being rougher with her it's just not his favorite thing to do he's a #loverboy. but sometimes she just gets it in her to be rough and ravenous and she needs john b to match her freak in that moment so he does. it's also he he tires her out when she wont stop racing around the house.

tbh i dont think it'd be too rare for kitten to ask jj to be gentle with her but it comes at the weirdest times like jj can never really tell the night is gonna lead to that and when it does hes like oh hell yeah lets get to it youre my little baby tonight lmao.

help john b and pup sleeping and kitty comes in the bed after pup (she def has a soft spot for her you can’t tell me otherwise) then jj comes in the bed after kitty and some how kitty ends up on top of john b and pup ends up on top of jj then jj ends up on john b and the girls are snuggling together😭

the end result is where they truly wanna be <3 kitten wakes up in the middle of the night to pee like always and fights the urge to say a slur when she sees jj and john b like her and pup weren't sleeping legs entangled.

one of my fav things to do in any jj x reader dynamic is making one of them fundamentally disgusted with the other but loving them because of it.

jj x kitten she's always disgusted by him. there's this unsavory layer to him he keeps barely hidden like a dog in a junkyard being restrained by a fraying rope. everything he does gives her the ick but she likes icky things so she loves him. he matched her freak <3

tp!jj is disgusted by reader because of how pitiful and angry and pathetic she is. he sees himself in her and the way she's so shameless about wanting him to be her father and her lover makes him sick. thats why he loves her because he can use that to his advantage he thinks hes fixing her but in many ways he's making her worse and subconsciously he knows that.

For Trap!JJ, how aware are the kids of JJ’s past? Like, I’m sure as they grew up they heard stories about Trap!JJ and how he went clean after their mom got pregnant with their oldest sister.

Do they ever ask JJ about it?

the oldest knows and is more closely familiar with it because she vividly remembers him going to jail for a bit when she was like 5 and the second youngest was about 3-4 so those two are more aware because jj was actively trying to get better but the past always catches up to you ukwim?

but the youngest two only know what they're told they pretty much learn what they need to? sweetie's too sensitive she bursts into tears every time the oldest makes some off-color joke abt jj being a jailbird and their son just doesnt care.

telling tp!jj "i wish you were my dad." and he's like "i know 😐."

i need to know the food kitten + jj eat during their mukbangs

GLAD YOU ASKED

huge burger + fry combos with the whole deal of like...large shakes, fried pickles all that.

seafood from heywards

whatever they feel like from the wreck

lots and lots of ramen challenges

also lots of spaghetti???? kitten makes enough spaghetti to feed an army

fried chicken with all kinds of sides

really mostly like low budget poor ppl food for the most part but like heyward actually starts giving them food because they bring in a lot of tourons with their videos surprisingly

how often do you think kitty and jj really fuck?

ridiculously often he humps her in his sleep with no recollection. its like a running joke that they will disappear in the middle of a conversation to fuck.