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halloween-sweets · 9 months

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#Halloween #🦄#unicorns #unicorn #candycorn #pumpkin #pumpkins #🎃#horn #candy corn #candy #autumn #fall #mystical #mystery #beautiful #october #halloween aesthetic #🍬#⭐️

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wizardcomfey · 2 years

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your majesty a twitter woman is liking your favorite fictional character wrong. shall i send her to the tar pits or behead her in the square my liege.

#🦄

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pleasenoticememe · 6 days

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The Mighty Boosh + Reductress Headlines (3/3) (pt. 1) (pt. 2)

#the mighty boosh #reductress #🦄

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confusedraven1 · 8 months

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every time the camera turns around, izzy is in a different crew members arms. the writers saw us make him the ship’s bicycle, and they’re like “oh so true, besties”

but then took it a step further to make him the ship’s……unicycle 😎🦄🚲

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #izzy hands #ofmd unicorn #🦄#david jenkins #ofmd writers

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suzukiblu · 29 days

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WIP excerpt for 🦄; Kon meets pink kryptonite and decides to fuck Tim and his boyfriend about it.

“‘Please’ what, pet?” Tim asks. “What do you need?”

“Please more,” Kon begs immediately, and Tim exhales roughly and cups his face in his hands. Kon immediately feels flustered and shaken in a totally different way than he already does, and the intent look on Tim’s face isn’t helping.

Neither is the getting fucked part, considering.

“You can wait for me, can’t you, pet?” Tim asks gently, sliding a thumb along beneath Kon’s eye. Kon shudders roughly and fists his hands in the sheets again. “You’re doing so good. Just let Bernard take care of you. Don’t worry about anything else.”

“Okay. Okay, yeah, I–okay,” Kon manages, and then Bernard leans a little bit farther over him and puts a roll in his hips that makes him see fucking stars. “Ah–FUCK!”

“Bernard,” Tim says, a sharp spark of heat in the back of his eyes. “Do that again, would you?”

“Oh, believe me, happy to,” Bernard says breathlessly, and he does; rolls his hips into Kon’s steady and easy, over and over. Kon chokes on nothing and half-claws at the bed, trying to–to match him, to move back into him without going too hard or–or–

“Stay, pet,” Tim instructs lightly, tapping his cheek. “You’re letting Bernard take care of you, remember? That’s all you have to do right now.”

Kon has no idea how he’s supposed to “stay” for this, but he nods stupidly anyway and just–just holds himself steady the best he can; locks his muscles and tries not to tremble or shake or fall apart into useless mush. Keeps his head up and face upturned in Tim’s hands, because that’s where Tim wants him, so . . . so that’s . . .

“You’re so tight, Christ. And eager,” Bernard pants, digging his fingers in against his hips. Kon’s skin doesn’t dent, really, but it still feels . . . it still feels . . .

Fuck, all of this feels so good.

“Don’t stop,” he pleads, and his voice comes out choked again. He keeps his hands fisted in the sheets, because if he lets them flatten he knows he’s gonna unravel them all and take the bed apart. And maybe the boat too, at this point. “Please don’t stop. Feels so good, fuck, like I’m burning.”

“You like it?” Tim says. “You want more?”

“I like it, I like it, please,” Kon babbles, pushing his face into his hands like a stupid fucking–like he's just–

“Good boy,” Tim says tenderly, stroking his face.

Kon whines. He wants–he wants that, yeah. He wants to be good. He wants to be good enough.

He wants Tim to think he's good enough. And Bernard, kinda, but especially Tim. Just–always Tim. He's wanted Tim to think he was good enough since the day they fucking met, basically, so–so wanting it like this is–

It's a lot, wanting it like this.

#🦄#wip: think pink

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constant-downer · 2 years

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hello friends how are we all feeling

#🦄#i for one am taking the series in very calmly normally and in a perfectly composed way (no i’m not 😭 OH MY GODDD)#EXPECT MUCH MORE FROM ME MY LID = FLIPPED #dhmis #dhmis spoilers #fluffybird

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fidgetspringer · 2 months

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NEW SNOOD NEW SNOOD

#🦄

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malinastharlock · 2 months

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Just attempting to brighten my mood and boost my confidence by reminding myself of how sexy I am.

Can I be your Epic mount. 😏

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commiepinkofag · 1 year

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Teachers with Pride Still Have to Hide

Gay schoolteachers wearing masks at parade, June 28, 1986

In this image, Seattle schoolteachers participating in the Gay Freedom Day parade through the Capitol Hill neighborhood hold a banner reading "Teachers with Pride Still Have to Hide," and wear masks to protest the discrimination they have felt. An estimated 10,000 people participated in the event, which is part of Seattle's annual Gay Pride Week.

[ 📷 Jennifer Werner-Jones / Seattle Post-Intelligencer ]

oh, how times have changed!

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irradiatedwarlock · 8 months

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#ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death season 2 #i can't stop looking at this gif #propping his foot and hoof up like that #you just know he treasures that wooden leg #probably the first time he felt part of the family #🦄#izzy hands

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little-spoon-izzy · 7 months

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Only on Our Flag does “Unicorn Hunter” have an even more horrible connotation than it does in reality. Thanks, English.

#I still believe he can be resurrected #izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd #con o'neill #con oneill #con o’neill #ofmd spoilers #the revenge #unicorns #🦄#ofmd s2

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pleasenoticememe · 5 days

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the mighty boosh + text posts (2/3) (pt. 1) (pt. 3)

#the mighty boosh #🦄

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tuxedokit · 1 month

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i keep making horses. heres our duck headmates' horses (minus beakley she said maybe later)

edit: here she is!!!!

#system shenanigans #💰#🚀#🎢#🤑#🦄#do i dare maintag this #i do #ducktales #scrooge mcduck #della duck #dewey duck #louie duck #webby vanderquack #ponytown #ms. beakley #bentina beakley

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suzukiblu · 2 months

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WIP excerpt for 🦄; obligatory sugar baby Kon. ( + non-chrono link for mobile users )

“Hey, Secret,” Tim says, thinking longingly of Superman-appropriate death-traps. “Sorry I didn’t call ahead, I didn’t think you’d be here.”

“That’s okay, it’s just nice to see you!” she says, beaming brightly at him. Tim, unfortunately, is reminded of Kon for literally no reason except that he really is just down that bad for the bastard, apparently. God, he’s going to embarrass himself so much over this situation, isn’t he. Just so, so much. “What are you doing?”

“Just picking something up quick,” Tim says. “I’ll be out of your hair in a minute.”

“Oh,” she says, looking disappointed. “Um, okay.”

. . . Tim is possibly an asshole, he recognizes.

“Thought I might do a few security checks first, if you don’t mind the company,” he attempts, and Suzie immediately lights up again.

“No!” she says excitedly, clasping her hands together. “No, I don’t mind! Do you want some snacks while you work? I’ll get you some!”

Tim might be an asshole, yeah.

“That’s okay, I already ate,” he says, and smiles at her. “Just keep me company for a little bit, maybe? Running the diagnostics gets boring, sometimes.”

“Okay!” Suzie says, still beaming at him.

Tim runs a bunch of unnecessary diagnostic checks and also checks the hardware connections, and Suzie tells him all about the places she’s been visiting. She sounds pretty pleased about them, so that’s good, he figures. Of course, Kon didn’t sound bothered by the Cadmus thing either, so . . .

Yeah, they need to work on getting her completely off the DEO’s radar and into a more sustainable long-term living situation as soon as possible. And maybe figuring out . . . he’s not sure, exactly, but some way to help her look enough like a normal human to pass for one. A holo-projector, maybe, or an illusion spell. Something like that.

Why does he have a friend in this situation? Why does he have multiple friends in this situation?

Maybe he'll pick a cul-de-sac in an area he can, like, take over once he goes supervillain. Just lock it down and make it his territory first thing. Maybe buy up the local buildings one by one and make it all nice and legal and a pain in the ass for the local government and whatever cops survive the GPCD getting blown up to argue with, even.

Unfortunately that’d make him a landlord, which is a little more evil than he really wanted to go, but desperate times and all.

“So are you, um . . . seeing anyone right now, Robin?” Suzie asks, twisting a whorl of her smoky hair through her fingers and biting her lip. Tim isn't sure why she's asking, so can only assume she's run out of conversation topics and is fumbling for small talk.

“Well . . . kind of,” he says as he fakes his way through another entirely unnecessary hardware check, because he can't actually tell her any real details about his life, no, but dating Kon is not actually a part of his life that Bruce has any idea about, so . . . well, there's nothing to tie back to him if he does, is there? And–well, he'd like to talk about it a little, maybe. “Or I just started seeing someone, I mean. It's a recent development.”

#🦄#wip: obligatory sugar baby kon

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constant-downer · 2 years

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