everyone ever vs severely traumatized 8 yr old with a god complex

who will win

Oh he is popping off the sanity rails

YOU DON’T GET IT

danny phantom mikegerrymichael au but its Michael Shelley living as a distortion avatar in the archives.

The spiral marked him and took him a lot faster than in canon and it’s trying to appear as human as possible and to avoid getting found out by Gertrude-

Sam and Tucker are Gerry and Mike Crew and Michael has to avoid getting exposed as an avatar for a Very Extended Amount Of Time i will def elaborate later but like this wouldn’t be a high school au or anything but just danny phantom vibes. idk im just Thinking. Brainrot

HE’S GOING SPIRAL!!!

ba ba ba ba ba ba

SEEEEEE HOOW THE SERRFSS WORRK THE GROUUUUND

AND THEY GIVE IT ALL THEYVE GOT

AND THEY GIVE IT ALL THEYVE GOT

gmornin i hope everyone has the silliest of days today

Third life but theres a joe hills on the loose: You aren't allowed to kill her, But she can kill you. she also can teleport and do basically whatever she wants

Last person standing wins, You cannot ally with Joe Hills

And that, my friends, is the Joe Hills Difference!

anyone else get so attached to this character that they NEED to consume anything related to them and you get upset when you remember they arent real and you start to think you are that character and everything NEEDS to be about that character and you start to mold your personality after that character and everything you do has to be like or related to that character and you are genuinely obsessed to the point you would do anything that character does because your delusions make you think you are that character and you go insane, or is the bpdtism acting up again

Back in the day I was part of a goose gang that was waging a war against ducks and to join the gang we had to draw goose related stuff and i still remember one of my first fanart being that of the untitled goose game

my horny ass can NOT read books

lol. lmao.

Sonic prime ending soon is sad enough but for it to end WHILE I’m hyper fixating on it is just CRUEL

that feeling when

(I'm going to cause a national emergency)

children of god by ajj and kids theory......

no one is ready for the sea fruits plotline. I’m not even ready and I’m the one who came up with a good portion of it

the tiktok algorithm is so funny to me because I'll get a tiktok about the pains of growing up and that it never ends, that the child inside you is still very much alive but neglected, of realizing that you're not the person you thought you'd be by now, that you are the remnants of the people you used to love, that it's ok to say "I can have this" and "I'm allowed to feel this" and it'll change my brain chemistry and I'll look at the world differently and it'll break my heart but i'll still go on being happy and kind to others and try to be kinder to myself the audio will be a song that elicits such strong emotions of nostalgia and yearning and guilt it almost hurts but it's dull and barely there but you just can't move on from it cause it means you're human and there's still a heart in your chest and there's still air in your lungs

Then right below it is a call of duty thirst trap edit.