the sandman but i've never read or watched it
Hello this is the Good Omens Mascot and I am currently being kidnapped again. Into the Sandman fandom. Forcibly. Brutally. By several people. There will be bloodshed. There will be livestreams, probably, when I watch the show. My struggle is Endless and I can only Dream of an escape (I'm hilarious). But before I watch it, I'm legally obligated to make this post. Soooo... here goes, based on like two edits on YT I watched:
@neil-gaiman created it. Of this at least I am sure.
There is Dream/Morpheus, and he is a sad wet cat of a man.
He has a sister Delirium, and apparently I remind everyone of her. This concerns me. Also, she used to be Delight.
I am not sure what these people are but they are Endless.
I'll tell you what's Endless, it's my gayness, because MY GOD, Dream is beautiful.
The sad wet cat of a man has a friend (/homoerotic) named Hob.
Hob is also a sad wet cat of a man.
Dream has a raven. The raven dies.
Someone is blamed. But Dream says it's his own fault.
Dream's family thinks he's deserted them. Dream also thinks this is his own fault.
I'm started to think Dream maybe has some repressed trauma.
Despair and Desire look gay for each other. Or they're siblings. Idk. Despair was in Dead Boy Detectives. That I do know, because FUCK YEAH DBDA.
Death exists, and she's kind. I think. She was also in DBDA.
It's gay. This I am assured of.
What's gay? Who's gay? I don't fucking know. But it's gay.
Did I mention I'm gay? Because god I'm now a sucker for yet another sad pathetic wet cat of a twink.
There's someone with glasses who tells Dream stuff. idk who they are but they seem important. So uh. They exist.
Dream cares a lot. But he Hides It Behind A Facade.
Did I mention he's fucking pretty?
...Please don't kill me Sandman fandom I was kidnapped here I swear I'm innocent.
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Dream: *preaches to others, including Lucifer themselves, about the virtues of hope*
Also Dream: *faces mild inconvenience*
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anyway the reason why morpheus makes such a great tumblr sexyman is because he talks in this huge grandiose way about how he used to have all this power but he's fallen from grace and he's just. taking massive Ls at every turn, absolutely eating shit in epic proportions all the time. getting bested by mortals and his creations and even his own sibling. it's so pathetic
if you told me that he was bursting into tears in between every scene and we just didn't see it because it wasnt relevant to the story i would believe you
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The thing is, even Mad Hettie knows who Dream is. Hob knows who Mad Hettie is. Hob could literally describe Dream to her when he's explaining how he became immortal in a convo between one immortal to another and she'd be like. "You're an acquaintance of lord Morpheus?"
And Hob is peeved because an 280 year old woman who lives on the street somehow knows his stranger's name, but he hasn't gotten a single hint in 632+ years.
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okay so I made a sandman but i haven't watched/read it post and now i'm cursed apparently
i fucking slept for 16 hours and now i'm sleepy again
when i finally woke up i opened my laptop and realised the YT edit of dream (what? he's pretty ok) was open and i clicked it and he said
THE GIFT... OF ETERNAL SLEEP
and blew sand into the fucking screen thanks bestie
can't believe i got cursed by yet another sad wet repressed cat of a twink
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