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call-me-cosmic · 1 month

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Gandalf is Gan-done

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draconic-ichor · 1 year

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“…foolish tarnished.”

#annoyed old man #morgott #morgott/tarnished #morgott the grace given #elden ring art #my art

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hermit-frog · 3 months

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hopeluna-archived · 10 months

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Thinking about......Solomon who randomly gives your cheek a small lick just to see that disgusted expression of yours as you look at him while frantically wiping your cheek with your hand, and then wiping your hand on his sleeve with mumbles of "ew ew ew ew ew".

All while he has a shit-eating grin on his face, watching you question your entire relationship with him.

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cry-ptidd · 4 months

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"All I see is a slave."

"And all I see is a fool."

#hellsing #alucard #my art #Dracula #THIS WAS SO HARD #GODS #ripping my hair out #how do you think Dracula would react to modern Alucard?#or vice versa?#Alucard fucking hates himself already #like that's canon #Dracula would be insulted at the prospect of being at someones mercy and Alucard would just see the pointless arrogant creature he used to b #I'm on Dracula's side simply because he was less annoying to render and draw #also I shamelessly traced over the casull #im not playing your stupid games old man

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0l-unreliable · 5 months

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After a falling out with his previous backers, Bro is quickly running out of money for his various schemes and projects. While looking for new sponsors he manages to catch the eye of Mr. Harley, a strange older man of mysterious wealth, and is given the funds he needs to continue his work. However, it seems Mr. Harley is more interested in the inventor than the inventions...

(this is a warm-up sketch that got out of hand)

#homestuck #bro strider #jake harley #grandpa harley #wtf is their ship name #brograndpa #dirkjake #for the hell of it #my bros said this counts as old man yaoi but only BARELY because only one is an old man #bl but with toxic annoying old guys like god intended #ORT

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suntails · 11 months

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echo

#its the way baul called sebek a human with such disdain and sebek looked so HURT. and thats exactly what he does #it's the way this is his chance to face the music. to realize what he has accidentally carried forward in attitude towards everyone else #it's SEBEK TIME BABEYYYYYYYY it's SEBEKKY NATION!!!! the relationship and similarities between sebek and baul are SO interesting AGHHHH #cannot possibly overstate how floored and overjoyed i was that bauls design was getting put in canon. not even in an event #in the MAIN STORY. as an IMPORTANT CHAR im WHEEZING #sebek's internalized everything is so important to his char. yes we KNOW hes annoying and mean. its bc he hasnt gotten his ARC YET this is #GGRGGAHGAHHAHAHAH #twst #twisted wonderland #twst spoilers #book 7 spoilers #sebek zigvolt #baul zigvolt #oh Also shoutout to all the old man yaoi coming from this update. i appreciate it so much #lilibaul nation #suntails

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beepborpdoodledorp · 26 days

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fnaf fans will look at security breach in the most black and white sense imaginable it’s almost incomprehensible ‘the Glamrocks are soulless AI and Gregory is a poor defenseless child’ ‘Gregory is an irredeemable monster who kills the poor Glamrocks without remorse’ have you considered it’s possible for both sides to be victims. that they can also be a little fucked up too. have you

#for some reason a half a year old Reddit post decided to pop up in my feed talking about how the Glamrocks weren’t sentient #and subsequently we shouldn’t feel bad for them…?#and thankfully most of the comments were ripping this guy to shreds but one of the counter arguments was equally bad #called Gregory quite literally a ‘ruthless uncaring monster’ and DENIED HE KILLED THE ANIMATRONICS IN SELF-DEFENSE??#WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE ON. DID WE PLAY THE SAME GAME #WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD THIS LITERAL CHILD FIND THE NEED TO DECOMM THE ROBOTS THAT HAVE BEEN TRYING TO KILL HIM THE ENTIRE NIGHT?#FOR FUNSIES??#fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #never piss a man off about his comfort media he’s spent an ungodly amount of hours analyzing I will become annoying as shit

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 4 months

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OLD SATOSHOKO AND THEIR GRANDKIDS

Ahh sorry Anon, I couldn't really imagine them old old. Call me Age-ist but I like this better anyway.

#lil baby Yuta #He'd be such a good dad man #Gentle hearted and patient and strong and nice #Shoko would be the kind of aunt/grandmother/godmother to just start being touchy with the kids #because she wants to send little waves of rct into them and check if they're healthy #satoru would be the annoying old geezer that puts the kids like on high places where they cant go down just to mess with them #he makes them have to say the magic word to get down #shoko ieiri #gojo satoru #yuta okkotsu #satosho #satoshoko #jjk #fanart #jujutsu kaisen #IPMSSA_SatoSho!Fanart

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iooiu · 1 year

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i think about him a normal amount

#dont look at me im normal #nothing to see here #old man mikey is such a mood he has popcorn knees and murderous thoughts bless #im gunna be annoying with tags sorry not sorry #mikey #future michelangelo #leo #even tho he is in the bkgd #im such a legend anyway #read my fic no shame no game #too lucky to count #rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rottmnt #kk im done #ok good night forever folks

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rt3nenbaum · 11 months

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yesterday fernando stopped some cars on the pits so lance could go out without that much traffic and today lance took gasly out after he had been annoying fernando for the whole race... and they say romance is dead

#no one annoys lance old man #only he can do that #fernando alonso #lance stroll #aston martin #f1 #strollonso

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suckmyballshoney · 3 months

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So lance kissing the wall is a rookie mistake and he should be fired but Fernando kissing the wall is nothing and he’s still amazing ? 😀

#there is NO diss for my fave old man im just annoyed at the double standard #even fernando doesn’t agree with you bitches #lance stroll

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royalarchivist · 5 months

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Phil: Doin' a lot of traveling around the New Years. Oh boy, oof. Oh golly, oh gee. But it should be worth it! It should be really good. I'm looking forward to it, Kristin's looking forward to it.

Random Chatter: What about Tallulah and Chayanne?

Phil: I told them already what's going on. I already told them. They already know when I'm getting back and all that stuff, so.

Random Chatter: The cookies though?

Phil: [Shrugs] So? I'm... physically not here? [Laughs] There's more things - there's more important things in life than feeding a virtual egg cookies, I'm sorry to say, dude. [Laughs]

Random Chatter: Get Tubbo to feed eggs cookies.

Phil: [Laughs and mimics the chatter in an annoying voice] "Get this person!" "Get that person!" ALSO IGNORING THOSE PEOPLE ALSO HAVE LIVES! Jesus Christ. That says a lot about what you think of your streamer. Oh my god, dude. Let them have a fcking week off man! Let the Eggs have a week off, you kidding me? They're people, too, they're admins!

Random Chatter: The eggs need to live.

Phil: They do! By having a week off! [Laughs] Leave them alone! Holy fck! Good lord... If I- if- Dude. If anyone in my chat is genuinely like gonna come into stream, and like - be pissed off that different members of QSMP are just not logging in, I'm banning you on the spot, 'cuz that is so fcking toxically online of you. That is SO chronically online of you. You need to take a break, and I'm giving you that break. I'm forcing you to take a break from your PC. Fckin' get up from the - look away from the screen.

#Philza #Phil #QSMP #For real though it's WILD that some people genuinely have that mentality #People forget that the ccs need breaks and so do the Eggs!#many of whom are in college #and hell even if they weren't #they still need a break!#Plus it's the holidays #Context for this conversation in case it wasn't clear: Phil was talking about leaving for the holidays and said others will be too #and some random chatters got annoying spamming about the Eggs and saying they'll die #I didn't catch this live but I'm watching the VOD #Idk. QSMP is almost a year old and people still get worried about the same stupid stuff #''The eggs are gonna die! No one will take care of this specific Egg unless I spam their name in chat 100000 times!''#''Nobody cares about my fave and clearly I know better than actual members of the server''#Like. c'mon man be serious #Everyone loves the Eggs #I feel like a lot of fans really do need to unplug and remember that it's not that serious #and this is coming from someone who bawled their eyes out at Bobby's death #real ass people's lives matter more. Let them take a break #Q's said so many times that they Eggs matter and he wouldn't just kill them all off for the hell of it #anyhoo #December 25 2023 #Q #Subtitles #Edited

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andypasta · 3 months

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Sketchbook dump

#You’ll never know my favorite character nope #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #cursed cat alastor #angel dust #for that one doodle #Oh and also #radioapple #because I love annoying my friends with old man yaoi #And then #fat nuggets #Also for that one doodle

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quirkle2 · 8 months

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the mob psycho/pokemon legends arceus crossover that absolutely nobody asked for

[rly long ask of me rambling abt the plot]

#qkdraws #id in alt #if u ask even one question abt this ill go insane /pos ill go crazy ill go rabid i will become so annoying #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #mp100 shigeo #mp100 mob #ritsu kageyama #mp100 ritsu #reigen arataka #mp100 reigen #teruki hanazawa #mp100 teruki #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #some of these r various scenes i've had lodged in my noggin for a while #reigen lookin down at that paper and him holding ritsu back are directly related <3 #in this au reigen is the adoptive dad of mob n ritsu :] found them out in the wilderness where 9/10 years old should not be #poor ritsu in this fuckin au man . he'sso stressed VGEYVGA #poor mob too i beat him up a lot #as u can prolly tell from ritsu . screaming in two different shots here #i haven't yet figured out where dimple belongs here i do indeed wanna have him in this au #but i don't know where to put him ... i don't want him to be a normal human tho #i've thought about making him one of the wisps for the spiritomb quest but i know absolutely nothing abt spiritomb #so . idk what the fuck those things r VEGAIVY #making him a talking pokemon seems sorta :/ to me. i can do better

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starshapedspider · 1 month

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I think something I love abt r&m is whenever characters like morticia is there, no one seems to think she'd like boys n be boy crazy. she'd still be oh so in love with jessica. morticia being a girl does not change that all.

I talk about it enough as it is on the queerness of rick and morty, but they do it so naturally that you can't just deny that it's there. dude bros try so hard to pull a "and they were best friends" on rick and birdperson when it blatantly tells you word for word that rick was hopelessly so in love with birdperson, he had a false image of bp in his head that he'd drop everything (his culture, his people etc) to go on endless journeys and to live a lifetime together no matter what came their way.

and while I'm not the biggest fan of how unity is presented as nonbinary as a nonbinary person myself, they're a prominent transgender character that people try soooo hard to push away and even with my personal reasons, I feel seen by them! i was geniunely so shocked to hear rick, a character so many people present as a womanizer cool dude bro who doesn't give a shit, defend them and say "don't talk to them that way!", it was like a slap in the face but... in a positive way!!!! (When I say shocked, I mean it as in its new for me!!)

there's no way of getting around it whatsoever. you can't just go "b-b-but that's not what the writers meant!" When it's been confirmed so many times by the writers themselves. i know ill sound annoying, but r&m is, undoubtedly, oh so very gay and i think it's beautiful how such a silly show can bring together many talented disabled n queer folks alike even with the awful awful moments it has.

#van's shitbox #rambles #before anyone asks yes i was absolutely an annoying 15 yr old gay trans boy during covid #as i was writing this i kept on realizing “man this really shows who i was in sophomore year” LOL #rick and morty

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