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deadbloodzero · 6 months
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Happy Birthday!!
Please give a warm welcome to our beloved ruined daycare attendant, Eclipse! I'll be bringing him to LA Comic Con this weekend, so if you happen to see him, come say hey!
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mechanicalriddle · 7 years
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lets hear about... FAZZ, the... genderqueer hobgoblin? okay
They are 40 years old, true neutral, 6′5″ (i stg) and 205 lbs.
Class is bard; they apparently felt a calling to retell stories of great heroes (hobgolbliny ones evidently) and joined the College of Swords (martial proficiency bitch) and became a duelist. They play the harp.
Raised by their family’s clan after their mom got captured by slavers and their dad just fuckin outie’d, alongside 3 siblings. I guess they all lived in a bigass mansion, which makes sense since hobgoblins are communal. I think their legion probably just stole it and turned it into a fortress.
They were a sailor and lived on a pirate ship i guess, and one day they performed a rendition of “Song of the Froghemoth” so badly that they were summaritly hurled overboard. That same fateful night earned them an archenemy. Somebody really hated their music.
Also worth noting (since i rolled a tragedy) the person who taught them how to play music evidently offed themselves? how pleasant. couldn’t handle the pressures of hobgoblin society?
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