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angstyastro · 2 days

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We all agree Kai Leng has plot armor but I also like to believe that he knew he could not 1v1 Shepard and was booking it every encounter like a coward because ngl with you I too would shit bricks at seeing THE commander Shepard in their grief and rage and absolute tank of a body with all their cybernetics coming at him like the kool aid man.

Like if I saw Shepard doing this after I shanked her lizard bf I would run too ngl

#Mass effect #mass effect 3 #Kai Leng #commander shepard #thane krios #shrios #romantic and platonic

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madamedramatics · 3 days

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If Garrus ever learns how to use a Nerf gun, Shepard is gonna have to spend an entire evening writing up a new rule for the Normandy on why Nerf guns will no longer be permitted on the ship.

The fine print will be a reminder that the crew of the Normandy are living beings, and not target practice, even if the three burst blast to Vega's head across the cargo bay was a sick ass shot. Word for word.

Fine print P.S: This is a general rule that isn't meant to single any humans, quarians, Krogan, Salarians, or synthetic intelligence on the ship out.

Fine print P.S.S: Please disregard all rumors of your Captain being present during an "all out Nerf Gun battle" in the Cargo Bay after a Nerf pellet hit me. I was not present in the battle and would appreciate such rumors of unprofessionalism being spread. I would never fire off 20 loads of Nerf rounds from a Nerf gattling gun into Garrus' side because he refused to stop shooting me in the butt with his stupid Nerf Gun although I asked him several times to stop or I'd let Javik ship him out of an airlock. It's important to keep the ship as gossip free as possible. Thank you for your cooperation and once again, this rule is not meant to single any non turians out.

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imdyingforthis · 14 hours

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Shhhh, the shadow broker is sleeping

#mass effect #shiara #commander shepard #liara t'soni #femshep #my art #god I love these two so much #like ughhhh #save me blue girl save me

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fill-believe · 2 days

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#commander shepard #bd/sm little #best friend #美脚 #spilled words #tomtord #notas de vida #bd/sm pet #bts lockscreen #genshin smut #deanoru #maletofemale #feminismo

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necroneol · 8 hours

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if i only could make a deal with god

and get him to swap our places

be running up that road,

be running up that hill

be running up that building

#CW wounds #CW #shepard #commander shepard #NOT FEMSHEP #mass effect #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3

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gemsbokk · 1 day

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Since in this post people who do not fw batarians won

Be ready for upcoming batarian mostly Bray) propaganda

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hq92 · 3 days

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I haven't dipped my toes into writing Shakarian fanfic (yet), and while my heart wants to imagine fluffy happy scenarios, my brain instead keeps saying:

Imagine a team of youngsters who have to take down the galaxy's new Big Bad™, but they're just so young and don't have their shit together and keep getting their asses handed to them. But then their adventures cause them to cross paths with an elderly turian. He's old, he's cranky, but damn if he isn’t a hell of a shot and full of bad ass war stories from back when the Reapers threatened everything.

...He also has this horribly sad and lonely look whenever he thinks they aren’t looking, and keeps saying cryptic stuff about, "Waiting years to go up to that bar and get a drink with her."

"Hey man, if it's a bar you want to go to, we can just go and hit one up whenever-"

"No. It's not time yet."

#garrus #garrus vakarian #old turian garrus #he keeps on living because he knew shepard would want him to #but he's been pining for her since the day she died #and he's never loved anyone else since #so sure he'll save the galaxy again with these kids #but if he goes down fighting then he knows he'll finally get to meet her at that bar on the other side where she said she'd be waiting #shakarian #mass effect #mass effect 3 #commander shepard #shepard

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gammaraydeath · 2 days

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HIIII ro in F8? 💐

HII <33 i had so much fun drawing her thank u for this

#custom shepard #femshep #commander shepard #drawlings #ch: ro #bisexual lighting happy pride #ALSO! tattoo reveal finally landing on designs for her after all this time #she's always been meant to have them it just took a while to figure out what i wanted for her :)#fellas is it wrong to want to motorboat your own oc. i didn't say that #edit i didn't tag her oopsie lol

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cattableabby · 7 hours

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More doodles of my Shepard :3

#mass effect #commander Shepard #shakarian #mass effect art #mass effect fanart #my art

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laelior · 1 day

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Periapsis Chapter 2: Plunge

Mass Effect Kaidan Alenko/Beth Shepard Rating: E (eventual smut) Chapter 2/6 Periapsis: The point at which two objects in a binary system orbit nearest to each other. a.k.a., the Shenko shore leave fic that's been plaguing me non-stop lately. Ao3 Link

Shepard was awake before the sun. The first morning light was merely a suggestion on the eastern horizon, sending hazy motes spilling into the gaps between the wooden planks in the roof. Kaidan still slept peacefully in his sleeping bag, across the room from her, one arm thrown over his face as if to keep the anemic sun from disturbing him.

Quietly, so as not to wake him, Shepard extricated herself from her sleeping bag and carefully tip-toed across the creaky wood floor to the door. The mountain air stung against her skin so she found and threw on her boots and flannel jacket before heading down to the lake. She quickly surveyed the environs in the new morning light. The sun hadn’t quite touched the lake’s surface yet, leaving it shrouded in a thin mist that obscured her view of the far shore.