Like in her memoir Britney Spears is all "yeah I partied with Paris Hilton in Those Years and sometimes we did Adderall, but don't come for Paris because while I was going through such an incredibly hard time mentally in the most extreme spotlight imaginable, Paris was one of very few people who was just. Genuinely kind to me. And hanging with her was some of the only genuine fun I had in those years."
At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere
Random pop song about cocaine from the 2000s: Paris, Lindsay, Britney-
Me, a nerd: Well Lindsay Lohan was an addict, but actually, while Paris Hilton definitely tried coke, she was never a regular user because considering the long term effects of coke use on your physical appearance/skin in particular, she was quite careful. She absolutely did do Adderall at parties with Britney Spears occasionally though, but Britney wasn't an addict either and she didn't use cocaine or other drugs she considered "hard", you can read their autobiographies for more information if-"