Evan "Malewife" Buckley

*Buck with intense heart eyes

evan 'smitten' buckley

PLSSS IM CRYING WHY IS THIS ALSO KINDA WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭😭😭

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early mornings in the buckley-diaz household

why is everyone pretending buck having an older partner is delusional or impossible. buck dated a 42 year old woman in his mid 20s he's been a milf chaser since DAY. ONE. and you're gonna pretend he wouldn't snack on some half-century penis. sure

so fucking irritated with the narrative of “two men can be close platonic friends without romantic feelings” in regards to buddie because 1) you can be friends and in love 2) men are friends on this show? chim and buck, chim and bobby, bobby and michael 3) point me to this so called plethora of male slowburn friends-to-lovers canon ships that exist in media so i can watch that instead

After Tommy leaves for the 217, Buck arrives and takes Tommy's empty seat at the table in 2x16 Bobby Begins Again.

911twt: melting under a 2 minute cameo where Lou says he thinks the canon couple that he's one half of is cute.

Meanwhile, I wake-up to a 6 minute cameo with this important piece of information.

Lou: What things/hobbies do Buck and Tommy do together? Oh, you mean besides sexy times?? Let's see...

Exercise? 💀

[ This is my cameo that I bought. I now live in a cardboard box, but like, worth it...]

Bobby and Athena inviting Buck and Tommy over for dinner though

And Buck being SO nervous about it, and Tommy's just like "Evan??? I've met both of them before, already? It's not gonna be that bad! It's not like we're having dinner with your parents!"

And Buck just kinda looks at him...and Tommy suddenly recalls all the times Buck has talked about Bobby, and all the times he's talked about Athena, and how much he cares about them, and how much he's always appreciated how much they care about him...

and Tommy's suddenly like "OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING DINNER WITH YOUR PARENTS"

911 + text posts (more)

is this a safe space can i say this but i Love love the way tommy looks at buck please go back and rewatch all their moments and focus on his eyes and the way he listens to buck and look at him like he has decided to love buck forever that look he gives buck after they hugged at the bachelor party he looks at buck as if he’s saying “you’re so pretty i can stare at you forever” it’s not just me right

Buck: Eddie’s cheating on his girlfriend with his dead wife.

Tommy: ????

Tommy: I hate straight people. What the fuck?

Tommy: Evan. What the fuck?

Tommy: Evan. You can’t just say that and then go away.

Tommy: EVAN.

Please Tim, I am on my KNEES for you, begging for just one tiny microscopic crumb that confirms Buck is, in fact, getting dicked down by Tommy.

We need a scene where the camera is on Buck's face, panting, sweaty, tired face. He's lying on his back. Then on Tommy's face, equally sweaty and panting, definitely above Buck. They're both smiling like idiots.

Tommy: "So, having second thoughts?"

Buck, licking his lips, his cheeks pink: "I'm not a quitter."

Is it sex? Of course not, it's Muay Thai. Obviously.