Shen Qingqiu: Some people are so beautiful that they are irresistible to both men and women... it's not gay to be attracted to them. There is literally nothing else you can do.
Xie Lian: You are so right. Or if you happen to have to kiss them to exchange spiritual energy, it doesn't mean you have feelings for one another.
Wei Wuxian: True. Also sometimes guy friends just need to get naked together and touch one another and make each other climax. Just normal friend stuff.
Shen Qingqiu: ....
Xie Lian: ....
Shen Qingqiu: ....exactly. You guys get it.
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MXTX consistently reaffirms that familial blood ties are not more valid than those that reach out to claim as their own, siblings, lovers, and parents. We see this with Jiang Yanli, Hua Cheng and the unnamed washer woman respectively for Wei Wuxian, Xie Lian and Luo Binghe. These three characters vastly formed the other's life affirmations and ideals to strengthen themselves.
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I don't ship cumplane romantically, but I've imagined how funny it would be if they became friends with benefits
Shen Qingqiu: I'm not gay?
Shang Qinghua: Dude, we've literally been fucking each other
Shen Qingqiu: Yeah? Platonically??
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pookie wookie schnookums bear, what do you see in Adam? He's a misogynist ass who clearly despises Lucifer to the point it's not even homo, and he's the one who authorized, hell, even SUGGESTED that they slaughter the demons.
I know he's a villain, I watched the show, however I think he is silly too. Also I make it homo, if you all thought Caine x Kinger is crack get ready for black tar heroin.
Also don't call me that...
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I finished Scum Villian's Self Saving System and I can absolutely assure you that I will never be able to hear the sentence "Where else are you trying to go?!" Without coughing up blood.
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HE NEEDS ME HE NEEDS ME HE NEEDS ME HE NEEDS ME HE NEEDS ME HE NEEDS ME
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