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atqh16 · 5 months

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Sasuke: How did you not pick up the fact that I’ve been hitting on you for the past hour?!?

Naruto: Oh I did pick up on that

Sasuke: You did? Then why-

Naruto: I just think you need to make better life choices for yourself

Sasuke:

Naruto: You’re welcome

#sasunaru #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #sns #Naruto #Naruto’s self esteem left the chat ages ago #he’s like Hashirama #has all the power in the world #will use that power for good #does not respect himself the way he deserves to be respected #I love my boy #Sasuke is trying ok #he really is #mine

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emporiannee · 1 month

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ummmm au idea where like. some vestige of hashirama remains in the forest of death bc of mokuton nonsense and awakens to the summons of another mokuton user like some tree version of when avatars talk to their past lives

#he is thoroughly unhelpful with knowing anything other than mokuton bc it's not actually hashi it's just like some memory of him #but he's nice and comforting and will skip rocks and maybe that's what anbu/root trauma kids want #can you feel the echos of my love for fgo? LMAO #hashirama senju #ummmm.....what do people tag yama #yamato tenzo #in my world it should be yamato senju #naruto #emporiart

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denialcity · 3 months

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finally finished this comic! (related) redraw from girl genius text under the cut

Hikaku: .... is that? Izuna: It's nii-san! A gigantic statue of nii-san! Hashirama: um >< Hikaku: I like it! Izuna: me too! Hashirama: REALLY? Hikaku: the tourists will love it! Izuna: Nii-san will HATE it! Hashirama: EHH why!? It's beautiful. Izuna: You're right, you're right. You should do MORE. In different poses. Hikaku: (Tours! Merch! Photo opps!)

#uchiha hikaku #uchiha izuna #senju hashirama #uchiha madara #made in denialcity #tagging mdr even tho he's only there in statue form lol #i had this idea like 3 years ago finally doneeeeeeee

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year

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Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.

#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-(#also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish #handwriting. written in crayon lol #call this the naruto businessman au #every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream #sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid #fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad #at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control #the world and put an end to all this business!#oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart #anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol #but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was #unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of #that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit #looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute #anyway this is fucking dystopian lol #unrelated #naruto ramblings

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evilkitten3 · 2 months

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hysterical to me that there's an actual panel of naruto where madara asks tsunade if she's related to hashirama by saying "you've got this guy's blood, right?" and pointing at his own boob. which has hashirama's face on it. like not a tattoo there's an actual face growing out of his tata and he's talking about it like it's an actual person instead of a chunk of flesh he used to fill the literal hole hashirama left in his heart. the story doesn't even take the time to acknowledge how insane this is.

do you guys think he like. talked to it in the cave? "hmmm today i think i will sit in this chair and wait for the rinnegan to happen. what do you think, hashirama? ....ugh you never contribute anything useful you lazy bastard"

meanwhile black zetsu's just oozing around watching him talk to his magic breast implant and wishing someone would hurry up and invent popcorn for it

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uchiha madara #senju hashirama #hashimada #black zetsu #kuro zetsu #i almost had it wonder if this was all really worth getting its mommy back but i reconsidered #black zetsu enjoys this sort of thing i think it had fun watching madara spiral alone in a cave #he didn't have the statue til like the end of his life i think so he would've had to make do with the hashitiddy until he got the rinnegan

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kaquyas · 7 months

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#.txt #hashirama #hinata #HES SOOOO SILLY #kyo nobuo you get hashirama like NO ONE ELSE #stage play

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akatsukitrash · 1 month

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Scapegoat vs Golden Child. When you see the self you hate in your oldest and the woman you love in your youngest.

I like to think Butsuma was harsher on Hashirama because he saw his child self in him, while he saw his deceased wife in Tobirama. I love exploring the fucked up Senju dynamics in But in this twilight, our choices seal our fate. Chapter 3 coming up this Friday :D

#tobirama senju #hashirama senju #butsuma senju #senju tobirama #senju hashirama #senju butsuma #senju clan #naruto #naruto fanart #btw the boys' mom doesnt have silver hair and red eyes. she has light brown hair and black eyes #u can see her colourized version in a previous art ive posted #also i like the idea that sjes the original Senju Pout #and that hashirama has dimples. he has a dimples guy kind of vibe #butsuma is abusive to both of them but hes a bit more leniant towards tobs bc he sees his wife in him and bc hes the sick kid #hashirama takes too much after him. and hes terrified kf seeikg his son make the same 'mistakes'#everyone in this fic has ptsd atp lmaooo

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anubisthe1 · 1 month

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I headcanon that hashirama took one look at sasuke, and immediately, a piece of him died inside because that has to be madaras son.

Between izunas look and madaras chakra, he simply has to be his son.

#jealous hashirama #he was like “damn madara i killed you for a reason ”#“if i can't have you than no one can”#madara #hashimada

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the-real-sasuke-uchiha · 2 months

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This is hilarious. "Tobirama, meanie!!!! I told you that time that you shouldn't kill people and experiment with corpses to make a zombie army!!"

Childish scolding to pretend he cares. Similar to what Hiruzen said to Danzo after he exterminated the Uchiha ("oh, naughty boy, you instigated a genocide how dare you! you are grounded now, no playtime today!").

Some people imply that Hashirama didn't know about Tobirama's macabre experiments. He did know. Of course he did. He just didn't give a fuck.

#anti Hashirama #anti Tobirama #I hate Hashirama so much #he plays good guy but he is just like the rest #anti Konoha

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nevsclowntown · 2 years

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Day 2 of Founders Week! Tradition

give me fancy uchiha wears and makeup or give me a kick in the kneecaps

bonus:

#foundersweek2022 #naruto #naruto shippuuden #hashimada #tobiizu #hashirama senju #madara uchiha #tobirama senju #izuna uchiha #founders #naruto founders #fanart #nevart #Tobirama is being like #wth does he acknowledge my existence #he cant stand izuna #at the same time hes having his heart in a chokehold #izuna knows this lol

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ladykissingfish · 7 months

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Madara: Izuna, you know I love you, right?

Madara: You’re more precious to me than any other thing in this whole world.

Madara: And you’re so cute, the spitting image of mother! With your beautiful smile and big gorgeous eyes!

Madara: *petting Izuna’s hair* I wish we could stay like this, just like this, forever and ever. Me and my sweet baby brother.

Izuna: Madara, this is all very nice, but …

Izuna: It’s my wedding night. I really need to go and be with Tobirama now.

Madara: So soon? If he’s that impatient for you to go to him, then perhaps this marriage was a mistake? No matter, as the clan elder I can just get it annulled and —

Izuna: Impatient? Big brother … the wedding has been over for four hours now! *points at the chair across the room* For Kami’s sake, your own husband fell asleep waiting for you!

Madara: But …

Izuna: Listen, Madara … the sooner you let me go, the sooner I can … *blushes* the soon WE can start working on making you an uncle. You’ve always wanted that, haven’t you?

Madara:

Madara: *releases Izuna* Try and aim for some little girls, please. The clan needs more Uchiha princesses.

#this was in my head as a dream #like it’s after the wedding and random senjus and uchihas are laying along the floor in various stages of drunkness #and Madara (extremely drunk and very emotional) grabs hold of Izuna and starts petting his hair like he can’t stop #and at first Izuna thinks it’s cute #but sir it’s been HOURS #Tobirama fell asleep waiting #as did Hashirama #meanwhile Izuna dying to get out of his wedding dress and into the lingerie he picked out for tonight #not that Madara needs to know that #tobiizu #tobirama x izuna #tobirama senju #izuna uchiha #madara uchiha #RELEASE MY MAN HE HAS BABIES TO CONCEIVE 😭

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evilkitten3 · 4 months

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one pet peeve of mine in founders-era fanfics is when madara's whole,,,, everything is solved by izuna just being there

like maybe this is just me, but i don't think izuna surviving or even coming around to the idea of a truce with the senju would've been enough to keep madara from the path he ended up on.

izuna wasn't the reason he left - he was definitely part of madara's issues, but he wasn't the why. even if izuna had stuck around, and even if that had been enough to keep the uchiha clan from losing their faith in madara, i think he would've still come to realize konoha wasn't what he'd hoped it would be.

best case scenario, i think izuna's survival might've caused madara to stick around a bit longer, but i don't think it would've lasted. honestly, even then, that might've just made the inevitable break-up between madara and hashirama even more agonizing (particularly for izuna)

it's a fun idea to play around with for sure, but frankly i don't think canon!madara could've ever been 'saved' from that path. certainly not if the hidden village system ended up getting set up in the same way.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #meta #uchiha madara #uchiha izuna #senju hashirama #from the moment madara was born into that world he was doomed to walk that path i think #most fics that have izuna live and madara still leave that i've seen keep izuna's death as the catalyst. but moved down a bit #which i understand #but imo it'd be more interesting to explore how izuna would feel about his brother's choice #bc as much as people like to view izuna as like a super big bro supporter. he really REALLY isn't #his loyalty is to the uchiha clan #we're explicitly shown that if forced to pick between the clan's interests and madara's dream izuna will pick the clan #both as a kid when he and tajima fought tobirama and butsuma #and as an adult when he used his last words (or the last words hashirama ever heard from him) to further that divide #the clan chose konoha over madara. and i think izuna - as against the idea as he was to begin with - would've also #not bc he doesn't love his brother. bc his loyalty is and always will be to the uchiha clan #hell madara was the same until he was physically forced to stop #first by hashirama trying to use his own life as a bid for peace between their families #and later by the uchiha clan's rejection of madara himself #madara is like. if the doomed hero trope was the antagonist #having said all of that zetsu was never going to let izuna live bc he needed madara to get the eternal mangekyou sharingan #and izuna was the only one of his siblings who lived long enough to see him get the regular sharingan. so it had to be him #but like i said even if that weren't the case it wouldn't have mattered #madara believed that the end - the world of dreams - would justify the means. if izuna hadn't given up his eyes freely...#well. it's not like people didn't end up thinking madara had taken them anyway #i don't think even naruto could've saved madara really #the only thing anyone could've saved him from was dying alone #which is what would've happened if everyone except him was in the infinite tsukuyomi when kaguya came back #and honestly even tho all three of his deaths had other people there (hashirama then obito then hashirama again)

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vohtaro · 1 year

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madara’s party trick is to make birds chirp

#hashirama senju #mito uzumaki #madara uchiha #hashimadamito #it’s not a GOOD trick in fact it’s very questionable how much he has to do with any of it #nevertheless #it’s wholesome softness cuteness on this valentine’s day #i’ve had this in a file since like november LMAO #ignore the wonky proportions please i know they’re there i’m also tired <3 #just enjoy birb #they could have been such good partners….. mutually supportive….. various flavors of lgbt……#vohtaro art #i wish i had the energy to even shade this…. but i do Nawt….#tbh i might consider this a wip. i like it very much even months later. i think it’d be worth coming back to when i learn things abt colorin #g

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rennelelorren · 1 month

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Plot twist: Hashirama actually didn't mean anything of what he said and just projected his anger and frustration that come from inability to protect his brother on his brother.

And by "violent act" Hashirama means the cruel slaughter Senju had done to one of the smaller clans which Tobirama was actively participating in.

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theshadowrealmitself · 5 months

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I always like to think of scenarios of Uchihas and Senjus from like. the warring clan era. getting transported to the present time (which in these scenarios is like a bit after shippuden time except I completely ignore canon and make my own stuff up) to live there permanently (time travel shenanigans that don’t change the time stream) just cause of all the misunderstandings that would happen due to their worldview from their time

Mainly I like to think about Naruto and Sasuke sparring in front of them because Sasuke wants to show off in front of his clan and Naruto is always down to spar, but like always with these two, they can’t stop themselves from going all out and the clans interfere thinking they’re actually trying to kill each other

And then Sasuke, because he always does this, does that thing where he puts his body in front of Naruto to protect him and won’t let his clan hurt him, and they’re all like “are they…together? is that good for us? like a political marriage thing?” because they can’t comprehend that Senju and Uchiha politics just straight up don’t exist anymore

Is that what would actually happen? Probably not! But I love the idea of them seeing Tsunade and Naruto and thinking of Naruto as like essentially heir to the Senju and Uzumaki clan, and some of them are like “should we get Sasuke and Naruto together to ensure peace between the clans?” and the other half is like “should we keep them away from each other so nothing happens (cause you know some of them would be suspicious of one of them) to ensure peace between our clans?”

#Naruto #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #Sasunaru #except I always picture in this scenario that Sasuke knows he has a crush on him #while Naruto’s oblivious to his own feelings #the uchiha family #the Uchiha clan #the Senju family #the Senju clan #I think Tobirama would be suspicious of Sasuke while Hashirama is all for a political marriage #and Madara doesn’t know how he feels about a clansman who looks like his younger brother getting into a political marriage

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raikirikiri · 2 months

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how madara texts obito in the cave.

well. ninja texting. scroll sending? carrier pigeon? either way this is how i envision old ass hobbling madara to communicate with traumatized, brooding obito.

i also believe obito would’ve been silent the whole time and madara is just old as fuck so obito placates him by apologizing.

does the ninja world have hot dogs? (i feel like sakura would LOVE hot dogs. guilty pleasure food at least.) obito hates hot dogs but it’s all madara can gum down these days…

#madara uchiha #obito uchiha #uchiha madara #uchiha obito #old ass fuck madara #poor obito wondering why the fuck he got stuck with some old ass fucker #he likes grannies #not peepaws #naruto shippuden #does madara have dentures?#doubtful seems like it would wound his pride #unless his dentures were made from hashiramas teeth #he’s a freak like that

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