Inspired by this drabble!

HUMAN BENTLEY MASTERPOST

As some of you may know I recently turned into a human for a night.

It might have been a bit hard to follow what was happening though - so I've made you a masterpost so you can follow along what happened from the begginning! Be sure to check out the notes too to see all the offshoots from different people joining in! (Not to mention all the secret messages in the tags)

The Bentley finds a very interesting flyer

The Bentley makes peace with Puck

Beetle gets dragged into this

The Bentley makes a wish

Crowley 100% knows something is up straight away

The Reverse Omens Wraith offers a lift

The Human Bentley finds her friend Beetle

The Bookshop makes a request

They go to Maggies record shop

Aziraphale gets roped in

Damage control with Crowley

The Bookshop recieves a musical education

The final jobs before we can go

The ride in the Wraith!

The gang arrive at the venue

Gig of a life time! (Aziraphale art special!!)

The magic runs out at midnight! Let's all go home

MISC: Human Bentley design sheet

Thanks for reading and participating! Who knows, maybe I'll transform again one day. Into what - I have no idea. I'm a car of many surprises.

It's me! Your temporarily human shaped car! We might have a few more for the concert! So far we have me, you, Beetle, and POSSIBLY Aziraphale and maaaybe the Bookshop.

The Wraith has offered us a ride! I assume Sam's fine with it too.

Alsooo if you ever get Maggie from the record shop asking you about someone called Frederica McCree using your credit card numbers... then uhhh... she's crazy I guess...

The Bookshop?! How?!?!

I mean…I guess if Sam and his car are okay with it, I can’t say very much.

Whatever you say, Freddie…I wondered what that notification was, glad it was only you.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT MURIEL SAW THEM HAVING THEIR DIVORCE SCENE FROM THE OUSIDE OF THE SHOP AND DIDNT INTERFERE CUZ THEY TOLD THEM THAT THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LOVE????

Decided to redraw myself a bit of a rougher ref sheet of me and my friends squad of fallen humans. I love them all I pick them up and they squeak

Sorry but not much posting lately! Still kind of experiencing a creative drought of sorts, hard to think of things to doodle. But I definitely want to doodle more Undertale Blue but considering how much I post it already that's OBVIOUS. Never getting rid of Flo

(Daisy was made by @atlasdotpng , Cas was made by @capt-summer , Bentley was made by @silviaflowers)

A man so similar to his canon counterpart that I worried I wouldn’t have enough to say about him to fill the space I had left on his sheet, it’s Bradford! Semi-related note - I think I’m going to change FOWL’s official pallete to be monochromatic, without the inclusion of the red. I think it fits Bradfords order and logic themeing, and means I can give other characters red clothing without worrying I’m accidentally FOWL coding them lmao. OH, and all the FOWL agents have bird themed codenames, because SHUSH already stole the numbers idea Bradford wanted, and he likes birds.

Meet the Cast!

╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆

→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Qalhata Duiker → Ludwig Von Druska → Goldie O'Gilt → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → LÙ Huifen (post-casefiles)

╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆

→ Lucrais NicRiada

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I think it's common knowledge that Luther is one of the very few characters in the game not modelled after his VA, Evan Parke (it's says he provided his likeness in the wiki but honestly I don't see it)

So, who is Luther modelled after? He's not credited in any way shape or form, but I'm 100% convinced he's modelled after Bentley Kalu

I mean LOOK AT HIM, that's Luther right down the the distinctive forehead scar!

Evan Parke did a fantastic job of bringing Luther to life, but you have to wonder why Bentley didn't do the acting for Luther, especially considering the guy has even done voice acting for video ganes before! I mean, it probably just comes down to scheduling, but its weird that he's not credited for Luther's likeness. And damn you should hear his voice!

So, that makes 3 people who make up Luther, the third being Jua Amir Tutein, who provided Luther's (and Markus'!) singing voice and motion capture for the Hold On short.

Ultimately, this doesn't mean much, and I want to reiterate that I think Evan Parke did a phenomenonal job as Luther, and I'm not disappointed at all, I just find it interesting.

do you ever think about how aziraphale fell in love with crowley because of his love for the earth; and crowley falls in love with the earth because of his love for aziraphale?

i think about it often actually.

He is indeed good lad not really, either...

How have we arrived here? AND WHY?

Nina gives her line about the "bookseller on the side." Crowley hears: because you act weird coming and going, the love relationship looks like a situationship, not a relationship, what do you prefer? Crowley understands that, in human terms, this is demeaning to Aziraphale. He gets confused and mumbles something about pure heart. Then Crowley drinks and decides he is not happy with things anymore and acts on emotion in his usual manner. He cannot get his Alpha Centauri as yet because he is UNSURE OF the potential consequences from Hell or Heaven, mostly Heaven. He goes to talk to Gabriel. Why would he go and talk suddenly to Gabriel right then? He has just spent two days AND a night with him in one space, why not talk the whole night? In my mind he did not feel the urge back then to clarify the status of the potential consequences of 'fraternizing' for Aziraphale. He feels it only when he is pushed to think about how their relationship evolves and might evolve to make Aziraphale happy.

Mind you, he never worries too much about Hell; he is more worried about Aziraphale and Heaven. So, we get a clear clue about his reservations when he decides to talk to Aziraphale in the finale. Still, he makes his move ONLY when he sees the Gabriel/Beelzebub resolution. When he thinks they can be safe.

The scene we get with Gabriel is the key to understanding the whole finale of the Season, including the fact that Aziraphale lied, or kept some information to himself. Crowley's monologue, "You told my best friend to shut his stupid mouth and DIE. And I did not care for it," ends with him tempting Gabriel to suicide. When we remember how he saved the Scottish girl, we can finally appreciate that this guy can get murderous, at least when Aziraphale's life is concerned. With no fear of consequences for himself, one should think. And, BTW, Aziraphale knows it too—no wonder he forgot to mention to him the Coffee or Death situation, so he doesn't do something awful.

Hi ,yes, I've been thinking about this and I NEED to talk about it even if it may sound a bit dumb in some parts (my brain still isn't working properly ahah) :

I don't think the Metatron did anything to the coffee to manipulate him, which doesn’t mean he DID NOT manipulate him, just not necessarily with magic and miracles.

So i’m pretty sure we all noticed that the discussion between Aziraphale and the Metatron was weird, but I wanted to analyze it as much as I can.

SO... I do think the Metatron manipulated Aziraphale, and he did this by making him think he had a choice in the matter. This happens four times. The first time being,,, with the coffee, like I said I don't think he did something to the coffee (which doesn't mean I completely rule out the possibility) but I do think the coffee is rather some kind of metaphor or just, represent the Metatron manipulations. As far as we know Aziraphale drinks tea and hot cocoa, not coffee, yet the Metatron bring him coffee, something he doesn't want/like, tells him it’s for him, that he should drink it, he doesn’t outright force him, but it’s implied he wants him to do it.

The second time it happens is right after (well technically before AND after), when the Metatron tells Azi they have things to talk about. Aziraphale clearly says he doesn’t have anything to say, yet the Metatron doesn't hear him and right after the little coffee thing takes him to take a little stroll, to talk, he didn’t give Aziraphale the choice to refuse.

Third time is when the Metatron asks Aziraphale for recommendation for an archangel. Aziraphale does give some recommendations but in the end the Metatron doesn't hear it, and just tells him that he should be the one, once again, the choice was already made, he wanted Aziraphale to think he wasn’t being forced into this (i’ll come back to it later)

Fourth time is right at the end of their chat, when Metatron tells him that he doesn’t have to answer immediately and to take all the time he needs to think about this. Right after Aziraphale says “I dont know what to say” the Metatron tells him to go tell his friend the good news, about them becoming angel, even thought a few seconds earlier he had told Aziraphale he didn’t had to agree to it yet and that he could think about it before.

Now I also want to talk about the Metatron and Crowley, I think it’s very clear that the Metatron doesnt like Crowley (just see the look he gave him before leaving the bookshop) and its safe to assume that he knew Crowley wasn’t going to agree to any of this (see the “So predictable” line he says to Nina earlier), so why would he tells Aziraphale to tell Crowley the “good news”. First of all, because if he had just left with Aziraphale, Crowley would have most likely thought that Azi had been kidnapped again (not far from the truth tbh), OR if he had forced Aziraphale to be the supreme archangel Crowley would have known it too, and would have probably tried (and succeeded) to help Aziraphale (we know how much he loves saving him). The Metatron needed them to break up, he needed Crowley to think that everything was over, that Aziraphale had made his choice, and that he DIDNT need saving, AND he can’t have them together, because we saw how strong the miracle they made together was, who know what else they can accomplish together. SO on top of that, the Metatron needs Aziraphale, not bc of his capacity as a leader (which,,, he doesn’t really have honestly), but because he’s easy to manipulate, he still believes in heaven being good and he still believes he can fix it. They saw what happened with Gabriel, who gave up on heaven and armageddon 2.0 because of Beelzebub (which I DID NOT see coming lmao), and they can’t have that happen again

It came to me in a fever dream that it would be amazing if the bentley turned into a human like the tardis in that one episode of Doctor Who

Somewhere, there is a place where the Metatron asks Aziraphale to become the head archangel. Too late, Crowley kisses his angel. Aziraphale leaves anyway, clinging to the hope that he can change the future. 

But that is not where we begin. In our story, the demons attack and are repelled. Gabriel and Beelzebub leave. This time, there is no Metatron. No kiss. No head position offer. 

Instead, Muriel is called back to report to Heaven. The other archangels dither amongst themselves over who will lead. 

For Crowley and Aziraphale, things go back to much the way they were. The days settle into an easy rhythm, buoyed by a new closeness and a side helping of continued romantic confusion. 

Yet in this world, one small detail changes. 

Some might blame Adam, or even the Them, who are generally only a step behind suspicion. Being the former Antichrist certainly must hold some sway. 

Others might point to God and how this is a joke only She gets. She's certainly laughing, if you listen closely.

Aziraphale would say it’s ineffable. 

But whoever the culprit, the outcome remains the same. The Bentley is no longer just a car. 

She’s human. 

And she’s got a lot to say to one Anthony J. Crowley. 

~ This idea popped into my head late last night and I couldn't let it go. I think she's an incredibly sassy lady who tests even Crowley's patience. She totally plays favorite for Aziraphale, changing her dress color. Bentley might even yell at Crowley's plants, because he rubbed off on her when he was staying in the car.

I'm imagining little drabbles of Bentley interacting with the two, possibly to disastrous effect. Because, really, who else is going to get those two idiots to kiss?

*The temporarily human Bentley is enjoying the Queen gig very much until they play 'Another One Bites The Dust' - when she suddenly remembers something important*

By the way, @thedemon-crowley, did I ever tell you that I turn back into a car at the stroke of midnight?

"Downtown: Finale: Knockout"

Ax'L managed to cross the finish line first by a surprising few seconds before the Upper Class gang leader. Before he could complete a sigh of relief, the Gang leader side-swipped him shouting through the wind and the slowly picking up rain:

"YOU DIDN'T WIN! IT'S NOT OVER TILL I SAY IT'S OVER, ASSHOLE!"

The two proceed to wind through wet city streets, alerting the police to give chase as turns get sloppier, paint gets traded harder and harder, until eventually Ax'L manages to cause the boss to lose control and wrap his car around a pole, which sends his own car rolling across the street with the police following suit.

All cars totalled, Ax'L crawls out from under his car to see the Boss fall out of his own mass of tangled, warped metal, brandishing a handgun. Ax'L gets in too quick, dodging the two rounds that got squeezed off and the two trade blows in the pouring rain in the center of downtown. Eventually Ax'L manages a knockout blow and leaves him out cold in the middle of the street as law enforcement quickly circles in. To his surprise, a member of the guys gang, a Horse named Diji, quickly pulls over and shouts him over to provide a quick getaway.

Another DOOZY! This is the first time I've blocked out a drawing in 3D in a LONG time, and I think it helped out alot! The hardest part of this piece was the crashed Bentley Brooklands (Which there are NO detailed underside shots of) and all the ads I came up with. Alot of which are in universe references, alot are callouts to friends (Check out Lewi's Noodle house and Claret Age!). I tried to keep everything late 90s with the style of ads and the cars as well.

Cars:

1998 Bentley Brooklands

1995 Ford Crown Vic

1989 Chevy Caprice

1992 Mazda Miata

1992 Acura Integra

1997 Chevy Caprice

How did 8 individual children fall down the same hole in the same mountain

Still been getting myself adjusted to the drawing tablet. Been thinking about the six fallen humans a LOT lately so I'm sorry if I start posting them by the dozen LMAO

(Ernest and Cas belong to @capt-summer, Iris and Bentley belong to @silviaflowers, Daisy belongs to @atlasdotpng)