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via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."

Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.

have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup

Sorry Bive, your crush belongs to the dark carnival

idk what this is .evangelion if it was awesome.!!!

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johnny go back in the world isn’t ready for you

The drug we're talking about is also called Angel Dust, and the most common way I've heard of it being ingested is it being dusted on weed.

My dad actually got dosed with it a couple times while delivering pizza in Tampa Florida, when people gave him weed as tips that was laced with it without telling him. In a small dose it felt "a little like acid" but smoking more triggered a grand mal seizure, and he threw the rest away. Both times he was given it, it was strangers giving him shake (already broken up weed, not whole buds.)

My grandfather Silent Thunder (a French/Meskwaki gentleman who had tried just about every psychiatric medication invented before 1960) tried the stuff, he probably got a good dose since it was the 70s, and he said it made people look like "boiling fountains of pus." He found the experience very disturbing. He also told me the story about the lady who cooked her baby, as having happened to someone he knew. He was a real tripper, and had even smoked nightshade several times, and said it was a positive experience, something Timothy Leary said he never heard a report of in his book The Psychedelic Experience. (it's a traditional medicine in the Meskwaki tribe, and he offered to show me how to smoke it properly, but frankly I was too pussy/satisfied with my medication regimen.)

The lady who told me this story did more meth than any person I have ever met, and she still wouldn't touch the stuff. Nuff said!

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i could’ve been normal about this prompt but nah juggalo sans (its canon cuz i said so)

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