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slowtovvn · 1 year

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My fuckin tummy

#something i ate is killing me #im gonna die in the bathroom #just like elvis #how embarassing

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loserdiaz · 9 months

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guys.... i got locked in my uni'd bathroom and idk who to call bc i literally don't know anyone and haven't interacted with anyone for three whole years...

#im gonna die in this bathroom aren't i #april rambles

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bonetrousledbones · 10 months

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i wanna draw a dumb thing so fucking bad but the knowledge that in 48 hours i am going to be moving into a tiny room with someone i've spoken to in person for 30 seconds at the absolute most is fucking settling in

#blood //#i haaaveee to do it today too bc i'm packing all my shit tomorrow including my computer RAAAGHHHGHGH #its NOT EVEN that im nervous about moving out its just that i am fucking incapable of being myself around other people #and im not gonna get my own actually private space for. a long time #so im going to be masking until . june !#unless my roommate ends up being just as much of a weirdo as me idk. still gonna take a long long long time for me to stop probably #i can barely stand sharing a bathroom with my brother man. i'm gonna share this one with 3 other ppl im gonna die

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pepprs · 10 months

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im so fucking overstimulated rn LMFAOOOOO the semester starting is going to kill me for REAL!!!!

#purrs #everyone is super great but also like... god. we're keeping our office door open and its so loud outside. we have ZERO private space in the #office and the interns are going to work in here now so me and the other professional staff cant like..h have conversations bc there are th #things the interns cant / shouldnt / arent ready to hear or know abt yet. (<- the irony of ME of all ppl saying that and holding firm to it #💀 but whatever.) and tmi as fuck but i have anxiety abt using public restrooms and over the summer they were all empty and now there are #people EVERYWHERE and i have to go so bad i feel like im gonna **** but all of the single stall bathrooms are constantly occupied and i #woudl rather die than use one of the multi stall ones so i guess i will just have to decompose until i get home 💀. this is a NOIGHTMAAAARE #and ppl are walking past the door and can see me and i feel so uncomfortable like. i want to jump out of my skin. at least no one can see m #screen anymore but idk how i feel abt them seeing my face. cosmo wanda i wish i had a private office and a private bathroom so fucking bad #its actually unreal. and we are going to be like this for the next 9 months LOL HELP!!!!!

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bunnyb34r · 11 months

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Well in good news, the horrific stomach cramps I've had all day are just IBS and not uterus related

But the bad news is that it's 100% my wheat allergy and my belly ain't happy with me for having my diet be 50% wheat 😔

#marquilla #born to eat forced to shit #i had such bad cramps when i was walking the steel that i nearly doubled over in pain like i was in the middle of an aisle and i was like #fuck i hope no one is over here bc im gonna die... fuck #and i was like PRAYING that it wasn't a 'we have to shit NOW you have 30 sec to get to a bathroom or else' cramp and that it would pass #anyway had the gurgle guts and thankfully im home agsgsggd bc if i wasnt... i think id die #i was on the complete other side of the store too! the nearest bathroom needs to be unlocked by someone else and the lady who usually would #be in that area was off so I'd be fuuuuucked sggdgdgd have to fucking SPRINT and then explain why im running bc i dont run not at work

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girlwithfish · 1 year

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pushing ppl away is not fun 😍

#now i have to lay in my beddd 🫂bc i got irrationally angry when my bf came into the bathroom where i was crying 😍nd then i had to cry #in bed instead #and im still angry or upset for some reason abt monday which i shouldnt be but i guess i havent really processed or even tho it was resolve #resolved i still have bad feelings abt it apparently and im just like lost i guess. idk what u do when u relapse i just ignore it after #I guess it doesnt rly feel like a big deal to me but the whole aftermath and conflict made me want to kms so thats mainly why i probably #wont do it again bc its too painful and messy and makes me suicidall lol #So whatever #But i guess i feel a little angry #Idk #I think itd be better to just ignore it #Anyway at least i made really good pesto eggon toast for myself and a coffee to cheer myself up #nd im probably a little irritable and insane rn bc i wait to eat until evening and then wonder why im like insane and evil. lol #Im just sad nd hate my body face existence i want to die i want to be held i want to disappear i dont want to do anything #feeling ok never lasts etc #Had a big cry for like three minutes now im normal again #need to take my exam soon so ig ill just be busy for 2hrs nd not worrying abt my stupid bullshit pathetic life bye #Then im gonna check my mail bc tab sent me smth <3

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g0nta-g0kuhara · 2 years

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All signs are currently pointing to Kaito being dead, there's overwhelming evidence in support of it, but there's two truth bullets that are giving me this horrible feeling that something's wrong and we're missing something important. But How On EARTH could it be Kaito in the exisal instead? You don't understnad I'm losing it here

#Halfway through trial 5 and I feel like my worldview is crumbling #Kaito had like 4 different things going on that would kill him #1. Fantasy tuberculosis 2. Poison arrow and kokichi drank the antidote 3. Previous injury from the exisal 4. HYDRAULIC PRESS #But Kaito ''won't die like this'' as he said right?????? right?????#IMPORTANTLY. And shuichi hasn't brought it up yet #the bloody drag mark from the bathroom to the press. And the drag stain on Kokichi's clothes found in the toilet #The fact that ALL OF HIS CLOTHES were in the toilet #as funny as it is to imagine he's butt naked in the exisal. why would he do that #Thats just leaving behind more evidence #and if he's not gonna leave the exisal anyway #why would he have to hide that he's injured and was dragged(?!?!) to create the unsolvable case #Its weird. SO weird.#That video is weird too. I was thinking this last night #how did the handheld camera not get disrupted by the electrobomb????#IM STILL NOT SURE IF KOKICHI IS IN THERE GUYS #But if It IS Kaito. Why is he dragging it out like this? Why is he pretending to be kokichi? and doing it so well?#One thing that points to it not being Kaito is all the talk ''kokichi'' had about what his goal is for this case #idk man. kaito's not good at bluffing #but something's very very wrong #shut up me

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whiskingskin · 4 months

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My mental health be so good and yummy tasty and then I remember I have to pay rent. Then I remember I have to buy groceries. Then I remember I need to buy gas. Then I remember I need to pay my car insurance. Then I remember I need to pay my renters insurance. Then I remember I need to pay for my cats food. Then I need to pay for my cats litter as well as some toilet paper for myself. Oh shit we're out of detergent- lemme run yo the store and pay for some more cleaning supplies. Oh, but our garbage disposal is broken, let me pay the maintenence man to come fix it. Did you want to have a treat after work? I hope you can afford it. Did you want to work at this place you're passionate for doing something you love? Sorry- we're only open 4 days a week, so you'll need a second job to pay your rent. Don't forget, your family and friends have birthdays coming up! Get them a present so you're not a bad friend. Or make them one- what do you mean you don't have the energy? Dont forget that the new canvas will cost 6.99! Shoot, you're depressed? Luckily, your therapy is only 200$ an appointment- you can pay that, right? And your life saving medications, of course! That'll be 850$- yes, that's with your insurance included. Don't you want to feel better? Please dress better- you're not being very professional. If you can't afford to dress professionally maybe you shouldn't be working professionally. Yes, a laptop is required for this position, but it would be in your best interest to buy it yourself. No, we don't have these hours available for you, even though I just told you how understaffed we are. What do you mean you don't want to work? What do you mean you don't want to pay?

If you're not paying, what are you doing? Stop.

#i hate it here #im a teacher btw. teaching is my passion and i would work even if i did not get paid #but bitch we are getting paid and crazy news its not enough #this morning i woke up so excited to pay rent because i was paid same day and its a lot more convenient to my brain #and yet! and yet. i did not get paid enough. i did not get paid enough <3 and i never will <3 #this is the job ive been happiest at. i love my coworkers i love my boss i love the environment i ENJOY GOING TO WORK #but theres no damn point if i dont get paid enough to sustain my home #i dont think i can handle another job. even my previous job was too much #but it paid better at least #so i can either be happy? or i can afford to pay my bills #idk how to ask for help inna way that isnt straight up texting my boss “hey listen if i come in today im straight up gonna kill myself”#because what the fuck #im happy. my default mood is joy. even looking at bathroom tiles makes me pleased with how nicely they are lined up #aND YET I WANNA RIP MY OWN ORGANS OUT AND EAT THEM!!!! I WANNA FUCKING DIE I WOULD RATHER DO SO THAN CONTINUE IN THIS DYSTOPIA AAAAAAAAAAGH

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ya-what--ya-erster · 1 year

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hehehe not me getting in arguments with transphobes in the comments on a transphobic ytb video...

#theyre all dumb as hell #they wanna know why we have to use the bathroom we feel comfortable in #they say i need a fuggin therapist to help me through my 'confusion'#Excuse me it is pride month be nice to me #cant even get them to stfu #i should stop #even better i should sleep #but am i gonna?#NO #hahahahahahah #im going to die

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el-im · 2 years

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i fucking hate my roommates

#OH MY GOD????? OH MY GOD #captain's log #im going to fucking snap and start yelling at people #if i have to move the underwear you have strewn over the bathroom floor which you have inexplicably left there to pile up in the corner over #the course of a month instead of taking it to your room... JUST SO THAT I CAN CLOSE THE DOOR.... die #also if i have to pick up YOUR USED CONDOMS because you cant AIM FOR THE TRASH CAN or apparently be bothered to PICK THEM UP ???#HELLOOOOOOOO #today i found an egg that had been dropped on the floor and no one cleaned it up and i stepped in it and it was sticky (on my sock) and made #my foot sticky (through my sock) and then i cleaned it up even though i cleaned the floors in all the rooms YESTERDAY #so im .#gonna lose it

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heartshapedbisexual · 1 year

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menstruation cw in the tags

#im in so much PAIN my period started yday technically but the day 1 symptoms are happening today aka . almost debilitating pain #i rly hope the midol kicks in before I have to work in like an hour bc otherwise im gonna like actually die 👍#also was just rmring how when i first got my period no one explained cramps to me #so i just would sit on the bathroom floor crying and thinking I was dying for a full day every month #for some reason I never talked abt this to anyone so i just happened to find out cramps were a thing like . years later and was like OH #like I know I was the first kid but jesus woman how do u forget to explain period cramps to ur daughter

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paperbag1999 · 2 years

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ive had an upset stomach all day miss ibs is coming for me! my exam is in 30 minutes. i found a loose imodium pill in my winter coat pocket and took it. please GOD kick in fast

#okay gross stuff here in the tags #i cant stop feeling like if i dont get to the toilet immediately im gonna die and as soon as i get there i dont have to usr the bathroom

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merriclo · 2 years

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there was a fucking shooting threat at school today what the fuck

so i’m home now. love america <3

#apparently someone wrote in the bathroom that they’d shoot up the school today #and i literally just found out 🧍‍♀️#i honestly wouldn’t have left if it wasn’t for the fact that there’s a pep rally today #aka the perfect opportunity to die #i don’t think anything’s gonna happen it’s prob just some edgy bitch thinking they’re funny or so scary #but just in case #i feel bad for my mom she was so scared when i told her. she couldn’t work until she knew i was out of there #so hey whoever tf thought it was a good idea to threaten shit like this. fuck u.#u scared my momma #tw shooting #tw school shooting #shooting #school shooting #idk if i need to tag those without the tw but again just in case #lmk if im clogging up a tag i’ll remove it if i am #uh oh clo’s talking again

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years

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