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MICHEAL SHEEN IS CURRENTLY THE 8TH MOST POPULAR TAG ON TUMBLR HOLY FUCK SOMEONE TELL HIM
#imma fucking die#good omens#aziraphale#go2#good omens 2#good omens season two#good omens 3#crowley#michael sheen
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I'm in my "take me to see the gardens one last time" era
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guys I’m doing it!!!
ok *deep breathe* if this post gets 7,300 notes I will tell my parents I’ve been writing this story (my sci fi story) and ask if I can get it published by next Christmas also if this does end up getting that insane number of notes I may have to take my word back on the “finish and publish on wattpad or ao3 all four of my wips by next new years” because the sci fi one is obviously going to need a lot more attention but I will finish the drafts for my other 3 wips by next Christmas as well (the summer rom com, the Christmas rom com and the sapphic vampire heist one)
Update: it’s already at 1,000 and I’m dying
Update: shit shit shit how is it at 4,000???
Update: 6,000 notes??? Why guys why 😭😭😭😭😭
Update: 7,300 notes… well shit
Update: thank you all <33333333
Update: guys you can rest now no need to keep reblogging and commenting so much it’s hit the goal
#I swear if any of yall pull that 4 hour shit again imma fucking die#Yes I’m talking about you luc and flora#scorpion.txt
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And that's why Michael got cool shades in this AU.
That feeling when you're just a teenager and already got cataract. Amongst the other things that damn possession and truck accident caused you But John is doing his best all on his own...!
#faith the unholy trinity#michael davies#john ward#my art#i need a name for this au of mine#Father and Children AU#why children?#well i don't like innocent teenagers dying#imma draw Amy too in this au sooner or later fuck that i ain't letting her die#Please do not be like John tho.#Bring people that got ran over by a truck to a hospital don't heal them at home while you exorcise them.#also i love Michael he's just a kid that poked a dead fox and he triggered a red exclamation mark on every cultist in the range of 10 km
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Noir is 100% comfortable with the queer community. HC that he, at some point, got the tar beaten out of him and was found/stitched up by drag queens. From then on he helps out protecting performers at their speakeasy and checks in on them regularly. Maybe gotten some makeup done once or twice.
Despite this, he doesn’t know any modern terminology or norms at all, which causes the other spiders to assume the man simply doesn’t know what a gay person is.
He has repeatedly called the LGBTQ+ community the L-Hee-Bee-Gee-Bee-Ts.
#Gwen Peter and miles all die a little inside#Hobie thinks it’s fucking hilarious#noir says transsexual one time and miles soul left his body#he implies he’s ‘partaken’ one time and it takes everyone so off guard#not Hobie tho. dude knows#and when he says ‘partaken’ it’s in a very blunt and vulgar way bc he’s from the 1930s but imma leave how he says it up to ur imagination#every peter Parker is bi#biderman#spider noir#spiderman noir#peter benjamin parker#spider shitposting#spider noir conspiracies
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You fell off real bad
yet here you are with my dick ten feet down your throat. Play where it’s safe before I kill you, stupid bitch.
#no more telling y’all to die#Imma see to it personally#imma start doxxing you hoes#bet if I send y’all a picture of your mamas house y’all gone shut the fuck up#please don’t let tumblr get y’all killed
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Stroiders + hannibal jackman
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home2t4ck#dave strider#dirk strider#bro strider#jake english#sona#blood#admin draws#fanart#last 2 r me dont. dont even worry about it. it made me laugh so i drew it#scrounging together n posting the wayward doodles ive had dcollecting fucking dust around here#eating dinner rn and reaized i went to bed at 4 yestereday and have labs at 8 tomorrow so im like. salute. imma die#not much fresh art because im writing and studying so its likel. whatever. luckily i got bullshit to reheat lol#edit forgort to say. dirk is mr biter to me. dave only has strife scars but dirk has a feww from getting too. well. overwhelmed#and grounding the most immediately effective way he could. do not try this at home kids its a bad habit.#and also from being clumsy with a hook and tools too. that cant be understated also
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They really released a fucking Solomon card AGAIN when I have 0 pulls. Ah fuck my life. Anyone who has the card please kindly just tell me the summary if you can. No screenshots required, one little para will do. Imma go cry now.
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Introduction!
Zooted Gangle idk what you want from me
Mod stuffs:19 but keep it sfw she/her raaah creator text will be green call me "mod soggy" because my main is called @a-very-soggy-cat
Zooted Gangle stufz:26 isn't always high is the most normal uses she/they on this blog she's a bit more IDFK "unhinged" In this au Gangle talking will be red
Ruby (My abstragedy fanchild) talking will be purple
Cussing is aloud idfk
raaaah kms
More Zooted people I guess @zootedragatha @zootedpomni @zooted-kinger @zootedcaine @zooted-fluggy @zooted-abstractedkaufmo @zooted-sun @zooted-tadc-moon @zooted-gloink-queen
(I know they're are other's but I'm to lazy to put them and also some aren't colored and that's because IDK what colors to put for them so sorry if you're a zooted and I didn't put you the right color or any color)
My partner <3 @zooted-zooble
ok imma go die now
#tadc#tadc gangle#ask Gangle#idk what i'm doing#what the fuck#i forgor#ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuh#Imma go die now#Zooted#i don't know how to tag#fuck my liiiiife#catnip 4 life#high on catnip#gangle is autistic fr#gangle#not gangle speaking
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Hannibal: I wanna take u on a date to art museums in Italy 😘🤭
Will: ur soup sucks
#imma fucking die#hannibal#hannibal/will#hannibal updates#watching Hannibal season 3 rn#it’s so gay i love them#they need to kiss goddammit
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releasing this from the hj discord dungeon because the public populace was in agreement also i'm chronically offline on tumblr and need to fix that for my chronically online ahh
#hand jumper#webtoon#sayeon lee#she couldn't even enjoy herself once she gets into the decent university because she got sent to the corps sayeon lee my giiirl#SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BASK IN THE GLORY OF VALEDICTORIAN BECAUSE SHE WAS CONSCRIPTED 😭#bro she's built like those kids in school who dump social interaction the moment exam season comes around#she's built like and earned that first honours fr.#but the corps said nah so she did the one thing those kids do make life even HARDER for themselves#even if in context it's no even hard it's just a matter of survival in the corps so success is the only option lest you die#hj reminds me of kaiji a lot with how they handle this but they're like two different genres but i digress#so she created TWO short term goals that forced her to hammer down her if not reinforce her previous values/beliefs#and if you read fp or wait until this tuesday lemme tell you rn it gets worse#which force her back into her shell and wall she's built#which is fucked up bc juni's wall is coming down when cell 4 didn't die as quick as she'd thought and surpassed her expectations#sayeon try not to be any characters narrative foil/parallel challenge fail 1000% speedrun#this only gets worse in fp and while this was in my drafts since the morning#i will say i literally just had a conversation abt this with my g bigbrainmanyvibes before prematurely leaving for lunch#but i set an alarm to actually post all the memes i made here so imma do this one now then the rest later#JOIN THE HJ DISCORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WAY EASIER TO USE!!!!![to me......]#PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#that's it for my obligatory plug for the hj discord you can stop reading now i you haven't already stopped because i make this thing a diar#anw GLORY TO SAYJIN NATION!!!!!!!!!
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I feel like this moment is gonna be written down in queer history 😍
#pp krit#troye sivan#thai actor#2023#byofftay#bitch imma need a featuring asap I'd fucking die#ESPECIALLY since ever since pp released his first solo single I've always thought his singing style is so similar to troye!!!#like pp IS the thai troye sivan but with a better fashion style hahahaha
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Ok. Imma need to ramble a bit. Today, my school had that monthly talking class, where the whole class basically sits down and talks about how they feel in school and if they wanna change anything. Great idea. Problem is; I get a better view of what shit my classmates are talking.
Today. We finished like class talking and our teacher suggested that we could talk about politics, since the wars and the coming up Europe elections.
And people were like "naaah, not politics" or "AFD!!!" (AFD is the German outer right wing party that basically wants to get Nazi-Germany back. I could rage about them for hours, but i do not have energy for that rn.) One of the guys said it was a joke (jokes are meant to be funny. That's not funny, but ok).
And now, what completely made me lose faith. A girl (who is also lowkey transphobic. She reposted like only 2 Genders shit) justified her liking for that party by saying they wanna keep allowing combustion vehicles. Bc they sound better. This is soo fucked up on so many levels;
1. You justify worsening your environment, bc you'd rather have a louder car than an electronic one.
2. You trade human rights for a loud car. But ofc that's fine. Bc they won't fuck over your rights, just the ones of every single minority.
Give up your 'right' to have a combustion vehicle and protect others rights to fucking live. And it's not even like you won't be bothered by what that party will do. Your friends might need to leave the county bc of them bitches. But no. Believe their lies and be part of the thrid that dangers the democracy. Great job.
#like. im fucking worried about our democracy#and yes. i am worried about germany going back tp 1933.#imma post fucking AFD quotes. that shit is FUCKED#quinns daily yapping post#also. skill issue to not like electrical cars. you could have a car that sounds like a fucking spaceship#but still prefere a thing that sounds like its about to die with that tuning you want#(dont wanna shame people who cant afford electric cars. if thats the only way of transportation it is what it is)#(but if you dont even have a car atm and defo have the money for a good one. but still dont want one for the actual lives of others)
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FFS EVEN DERRICK AND REYNOLD HAD OUTFIT CHANGES—AND IT’S NOT EVEN THEIR BIRTHDAY
If I don’t see Callisto wearing blue/black clothes to match the dress he gifted to Penelope I will cry blood.
Also Derrick in white is odd—he just is. Reynold looks like he’d actually be responsible for once and the Duke is the Duke. What do you want me to say, another man that doesn’t change his clothes, at least he’s serving ig😭
Like wdym it’s your own birthday and that’s not a occasion meaningful enough to get the bling on. To impress Penelope at least, since he’s a minimalist, and SPOILER: since he wants to propose—like wdym you want to propose to the woman you’re infatuated with but don’t even step up to dress accordingly
If he does end up wearing a white uniform that we saw in the past, you’ll hear me scream from all corners of the world, I’ll be seen on the news dragged away kicking and screaming—I WILL START A RIOT AAAAAA
I can excuse the white outfit only if it looks different from what we’ve seen up until this point. That’s the only condition. It needs to be like those typical ‘Crown Prince’ outfits that get everyone like “oh so that’s what a Crown Prince looks like” with multiple gold accessories and stuff, punch in the eye ‘I demand attention’ kind of fit.
We’re doomed I’ll prepare the bottles for everyone so we can drink our sorrows away 😔
#el’s thoughts#el’s rants#i’m not having it#like legit#imma isekai my ass in there and personally tell him off#even if that’s bound to have me killed#fuck you Callisto (lovingly)#I love you but do better 😭#callisto regulus#penelope eckart#penelope eckhart#reynold eckart#reynold eckhart#derrick eckart#derrick eckhart#duke eckhart#villains are destined to die#vadd#death is the only ending for a villainess#death is the only ending for the villainess
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Oda could literally draw Yamato with a trans flag in his hand with a speech bubble saying "happy pride fellow lgbts" and 85% of the online op fanbase and subsequent dudebros would STILL do the mental gymnastics to try and muh muh muh their way of using the correct pronouns
#like online gripes are fucking stupid but OH MY GOOOD THESE MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLE#im so sick of the toxic waste dump that is r/op#i was correct in only engaging with one piece via tumblr and imma stay here#op#one piece#not tagging this as spoilers sorry yall too important#op 1052#one piece 1052#anyways theres two people in the world and thats people who get yamato is trans and then there are those who are wrong#i dont make the rules#die mad#back to our regularly scheduled programing#samrants
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DONT FUCKING CRY DONT FUCKING CRY DONT FUCKING CRY ITS. A. KIDS. SHOW.
…to the non-aussies you have nooooo idea what’s coming with ghostbasket (and probs the sign I’m scared)
SPOILERS BELOW:
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Hoooooollllyyyyy fuck.
#Bluey#ghostbasket#the sign#the sign bluey#Imma fucking die rq#Kmn#i need the sign right this second#I can’t not know what happens#Help me
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