the way he talks here is so specifically satisfying

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE in JACKASS 4.5 (2022)

I think I'm dumb or maybe just happy

So I accidentally answered this already without it being able to be typed out, so hoping this reaches you anon 🙏

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Bam Margera x fem!reader fluff

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Beautiful baby girl

Bam always had a very secret soft spot for children. He never showed it, but one night he cracked. Finally asking if you would want to have a kid together.

Of course, you were beyond ecstatic and were immediately accepting of the idea. That night was a sweet night like no other. Just a few weeks passing.

Multiple tests spread the news that you were pregnant. Bam was already ready to make a nursery and came up with names. You just giggled and went along. Months into your pregnancy you found you were going to have a beautiful baby girl.

Bam was so unbelievably excited. Nearly wagging his tail like an excited golden retriever. He would make you warm tea each night, and rub your belly. Hoping to feel a bump sooner or later.

Bam would worry about leaving you home alone to film, but to your surprise. Him and the guys set up a surprise baby shower. Pretty pink and purple balloons sprawled in your backyard.

You all had a wonderful time, receiving some key things for your soon child. Before you knew it, the baby was kicking. A round bump finally filling your stomach. Bam would lay his ear against you, cooing as it kicked. He would read stories to her and you would watch with a smile.

Once you were due, a cold winter's morning rolled around. He drove you to the emergency room, where you gave birth to your baby girl. Bam laid eyes on his daughter and tears jerked at his eyes.

The drive home from the hospital was pleasant. As you rest up, Bam did his very best to take care of her. Occasionally passing out with the baby right beside him. As she grew old, he swore she wanted to dress like her "cool skateboarding dad".

Dressing her in little vans and t-shirts with graphic designs. She was constantly being held by the guys. All of them took turns playing with the baby. Once she was old enough, he would take her to the skate park. Meeting his buddies and thrilling her with his silly tricks.

Years and years went by. Each day is as good as the next. Her nursery was soon turning into her bedroom. Her dad's influence had rubbed off on her. By the time she was 5, she admired what she called her uncle. Tony Hawk.

Her own mini skateboards sprawled onto her walls. She rocked out with Bam sometimes, banging her tiny head with him. You had never seen Bam so happy before. Yourself, you couldn't ask for better. As time progressed. She only became more like her dad, yet had the biggest soft spot for her mama.

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hey (with the intention of making you binge watch all the jackass movies with me)

sometimes I fool myself into thinking I’m an extrovert but then I hang out with someone I don’t like for too long

I entered 2023 on Tumblr with like 27 followers and I left it with 155 what a year to post Rayfrog

when taylor swift said:

"But I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain And it's 2 a.m. and I'm cursing your name So in love that you act insane And that's the way I loved you Breaking down and coming undone It's a roller coaster kind of rush And I never knew I could feel that much And that's the way I loved you"

all I saw was Jacks and Evangeline JACKS AND EVANGELINE JACKSSS AND EVANGELINEEE

Its you and me

There is nothing like this

Miss Valenda's sweet heart and the prince of heart

We're so sad, we paint the town blue

Voted most likely to run away with JACKSSS

So what are some of Zoé’s classmates like in SB&IB? (Like Jess for example)

To put it simply? Assholes. She’s forced to hang out with them because of Audrey, and when she’s with them, they’re complete jackssses, and they expect her to be one to the “lesser” students

Jess and Aeon, though? They’re cool.

So it’s Jess and Aeon, Matthew- the only out guy in school who makes sure to give Zoé her weekly dose of confidence, Shaniqua- a short artist who’s love language is drawing OCs based on her friends, and Austin O- everyone’s favorite Himbo who loves picking people up

They took Zoé in out of the goodness of their hearts, and became her found family

Dico’s Hottest Moments (According to Me) In No Particular Order

*evil laugh* Dominic, reveal!

That one scene in Minghags where he very aggressively handed one of the golfers a cup of garbage juice and said “drink this” in a very bossy tone

That one fast food prank where he went through a McDonalds, tried to order a tenderloin, loudly said “FUCKING UH” and then apologized, made the drive through worker repeat himself 3 times and then said he was just talking to AM radio

That one part in the behind the scenes of Minghags video where he’s dressed as Rut Ru and Bam’s doing sit ups and the camera pans over to Dominic’s actor messily eating what I can only presume is some type of pastry and in the background you can see Dico staring at him with the most disturbed look in his eyes as he forces himself to laugh

Dico washing that window and drinking glass cleaner to spit it back out onto the window

Sir Marcius.

That picture of him with long hair from the behind the scenes of minghags video that I wouldn’t shut up about the other day

Him and Bam with the pumpkin head. Literally the most iconic Jacksss/CKY clip ever

how the hell does he pull off a fedora. the man that you are johnny knoxville the man that you are

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE in JACKASS 3D (2010)

“go and do jacksss shit” is a great line from roman but this is otherwise the same fucking ending as survivor series

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im going to be the first transgender man on jacksss

Bojack horseman is

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Adorkable Jacksss

my days been ok!! it's frustrating because i am glad my partner has a job now but i am frustrated with how easy they have it. my partner told their work about having 1 car and struggling right now and they were like oh no problem you can work remote 3 days a week and in office 2 days a week until you can go full remote. i wish i got that. it's literally his first week. his health benefits start immediately and the therapy discounts that we talked about before. and now that he's working remote he basically isn't working, he messaged me like last meeting at 2PM then said he is getting off then probably will clock off. he got off then said he is watching youtube then gonna clock off. then he says hey ya know im going to clock out at my out time of 4:30. that's fine but screw him. i wish i had remote days and i wish i could fuck off but when i'm remote im taking care of him or doing chores for him. not having fun. i'm glad he is working remote because yesterday was the first day we drove in together and god it was bad. i swear he is going to cost us more money by trying to get home quicker. yeah i want to get home too but running a red light costs us money in ticket or court fees. then he was hitting the pen so that costs money. there is an express lane separate from the rest of the highway and it costs like a minimum of $7 to do. then we get off the express lane 1 exit before our exit and then it's another $3 to drive in the express lane to our exit. i told him not to do it because the traffic isn't even bad once we get 1 exit away. spending $10 everyday adds up a lot, $7 isn't much better but it is. he said oh hits on the pen is cheaper than $3. do you know? jacksss?? have you done the math?? because it's not even the end of the week yet and this pen is almost gone. it would last me till the end of the week. it costs money to buy carts and i have to maintain the pen and the charge, another thing to worry about. hitting the pen so hard. he gets frustrated with me when i am trying to talk to him. yesterday he told me i need to stretch more, yeah that's true, everyone could probably stretch more. but i stretch for each of my breaks at work, i go outside snd stretch the whole time. again i'm not saying there isn't anything i could do to improve but jesus. then it felt like he got pissed off at me when i answered him with basically what i'm saying now. i never completely shut down what he is saying because i know that annoys him. i acknowledge what he says and then tell him my opinion. i said i could probably stretch more but i do a lot or more than you think already. i stretch so much and more so than i have in the past months, again that is an excuse but jesus. fuck off dude.

work has been ok, Wednesdays are my favorite because i get to work with my coworker Denise. and i get to drive home by myself which i didn't know was a gift