#lesser of two weevils
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We ran into a bit of a roadblock with the episode we originally planned to release this month, so we’ve decided to pivot. We're returning to the seas to cover Aubrey/Maturin from Peter Weir’s 2003 Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. Between an unexpected topic and no episode at all, this was truly the lesser of two weevils.
#ltbkpod#let the boys kiss#master and commander#jack aubrey#stephen maturin#aubrey/maturin#age of sail#lesser of two weevils
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I will NEVER get over the sheer distress in Stephen's eyes
this man is a walking ANXIETY
#LOOK AT HIM#JUST#😨#that's my man#Stephen Maturin#jack aubrey#lesser of TWO WEEVILS#you will never be not funny to me#Master and commander#aubrey maturin#aubrey/maturin
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If I had to choose between coming across a BIG bug or a SMALL bug, i'd pick the small bug... it'd be the lesser of two weevils
#bugs#weevil#joke#pun#shitpost#meme#lesser of two evils#lesserevilism#bugposting#text#bugblr#queue are lovely#funny#joles#jokes
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Two weevils crept from the crumbs. 'You see those weevils, Stephen?' Said Jack solemnly.
'I do.'
'Which would you choose?'
'There is not a scrap of difference. Arcades ambo. They are the same species of curculio, and there is nothing to choose between them.'
'But suppose you had to choose?'
'Then I should choose the right-hand weevil; it has a perceptible advantage in both length and breadth.'
'There I have you,' cried Jack. 'You are bit – you are completely dished. Don't you know that in the Navy you must always choose the lesser of two weevils? Oh ha, ha, ha, ha!'
The Fortune of War – Patrick O'Brian
#aubrey maturin#jack aubrey#stephen maturin#quotes#the fortune of war#patrick o'brian#literature#the lesser of two weevils
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boat media with queer undertones time (no, not that one) (not that one either)
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shout out to this title btw
#kissing whoever came up w it#thoughts#(curculio means weevil & the parasite is a stock comedy character)#(& we all know our best friend the lesser of two weevils pun)
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incredible news my work’s Makerspace has both a cricut printer and a sublimation printer for t-shirts and its crazy cheap if you bring your own shirts. im gonna make so many shirts and so many of them are gonna be incredible fashion crimes
#gonna make like 5 different aubreyad shirts ranging from memes to favorite quotes and back#‘lesser of two weevils’ shirt is a priority
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They're in love your honour
#the doctor seemed lonely so i drew him a friend#stephen maturin#jack aubrey#aubrey maturin#aubreyad#the lesser of two weevils!#that never fails to make me snort. i too would pick a pocket sry dr#i'm very pleased with how fuckedup jacks ear turned out
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i want to resurrect my main bloggue (elfposting resumes!????) and also change my urls both here and there but i need assurance that i'll still be loved
#lesser of the two weevils (twitter‚ tumblr)#or. possibly. ill turn this into my main and make the silm blog a side blog? no i couldn't. my heart would break#UNLESS#anyway stay tuned. uGH my head hurts
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I thought you would like to know that I had a dream last night in which bugs were destroying my vegetables and I had this instant of lucidity where I went "the lesser of two weevils like tate says on tumblr dot com" and then immediately went back to fully immersed in the dream life of a worried gay farmer taking a train up the mountains
after many weeks i am Finally remembering to respond to this on Lesser Of Two Weevils Wednesday also have you considered that the weevils destroying your dream vegetables were gay also #gayweevilrights
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JUST GOT TO THE CRICKET MATCH IN THE FORTUNE OF WAR AND I’M SCREAMING
#STEPHEN AND THE ENGLISH LADS REALLY JUST DID NOT LINE UP ON THIS ONE#I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE FIGURED OUT THAT HE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY CRICKET. AFTER LITERALLY ASKING IF HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HIT THE WICKET#WHY DID NO ONE STOP HIM#the last scene really was comedy gold though oh god#also literal king. irish legend. i love him and i'm so proud of him#i did also make it to the lesser of two weevils which o'brian and jack were both a little too proud of#but i have to say i was not prepared for the cricket match and it just took me out#aubreyad#perce rambles
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#we cannot forget about Jacks numerous puns- tag pun different than Lesser of two*cackles* WEEVILS#mine is- surprise is on our side#Aubreyad memes#my memes#meme#aubrey maturin#aubrey/maturin#master and commander#jack aubrey#Stephen maturin#Patrick O'Brian#funny#books#age of sail
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#master and commander#aubreyad#jack aubrey#stephen maturin#age of sail#aubrey maturin#remember! in the navy you must always choose the—(cannon shot)
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Skitter should have said "We must choose the lesser of two weevils." while holding up a handful of weevils at least once in her goddamn career, called zero attention to it beyond that, just absolute deadpan while everyone else is losing their minds over her casually dropping puns.
It completely fits her character. If you know you know.
also just saying that I was unaware how cute weevils are, I believe I've had them confused with silverfish since I heard weevils were in hard tack biscuits on long sea voyages.
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Weevil and Lesser Weevil (Best Friends)
People seemed to really like the wasp ASCII art I did, so I decided to make one of my other favorite insect order, Coleoptera, specifically weevils! I’ll admit I’m a sucker for weevil puns, so “the lesser of two weevils” was the inspiration. Hope you guys like them!
Copy paste:
______ __
’------<’--____/_ ‘
(_______(__(_O-_) \
// || \\ ’ _ ____
\\ // // ,=;(o)_)__‘
oo’ oo ‘oo ’’ .’.’‘.
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