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the-intp-kid · 1 year

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INFP: i think this guy and this girl are in a relationship

INTJ: proof?

INFP: I've seen them together often, and they seem pretty close

INTP: we often spend time together and aren't in some kind of polyamourus relationship, so your argument is not valid. i don't believe you until you give me some proofs

INTJ: yeah, they could be just friends, so you're saying that girls and boys can't be just friends and will always have romantic shits going on between them? what a stereotype. so, we don't take your invalid arguments. give us some proofs and we'll talk about it

INFJ: I'm sorry, INFP, but I'm with INTP and INTJ this time

INFP: but these two don't even know what romance is tho???

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antheiantics · 1 year

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On the subject of love and gifts

INTP: I don't want gifts.

ENTJ: Yes, you do.

INTP: No.

ENTJ: Yes.

INTP: No.

ENTJ: Yes.

INTP: NO.

ENTJ: YES.

INTP: NOOOO

ENTJ: YEESSSSSS

INTP: No. 😭Stop it, I hate saying no.

ENTJ: I will get you a nice little gift and you're gonna love it. Or at least, let me feed you whatever you want.

INTP: I don't need love or-

ENTJ *continues mockingly*: - or food or sleep. Yes, you do, now shut it and let's watch the next episode.

INTP: 😭 (not crying, whining)

#mbti #mbti personality types #entj #intp #entp #intj #mbti conversations #mbti things #16 personalities #dark academia #entj x intp #mbti scenarios #mbti shit #mbti ships #mbti shitpost #chaotic academia #light academia #my life as an entj

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mbtimyths · 2 months

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MBTI as songs from Bo Burnham “Inside”

ESFJ – Content

ENFJ – Comedy

ISFJ – Facetime With My Mom

INTJ – How the World Works

ISFP – White Woman's Instagram

ISTJ – Unpaid Intern

ENTJ – Bezos I

ESTP – Sexting

INTP – Look Who's Inside Again

ENTP – Problematic

ISTP – 30

INFP – Shit

ENFP – Welcome to the Internet

ESTJ – Bezos II

INFJ – That Funny Feeling

ESFP – All Eyes On Me

#mbti #mbti as #all types #bo burham inside #bo burnham #mbti shitpost #myers briggs #mbtimyths #16 personality types #16 personalities #myersbriggs #inside bo burnham

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nonaheksakontan · 1 year

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infj 8w7 will traumatise you first and then become your therapist friend

#infj #8w7 #enneagram #infj 8w7 explained #mbti #mbti shitpost

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lybystoned · 1 year

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Cutely drops this

#mbti things #mbti personalities #mbti #infp #intp #mbti ships #mbti shitpost #digital #digital drawing #drawing #digital art

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translucent-ego · 1 month

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It actually makes me aggressive how almost all of these can be linked to some actual line/scene from the book.

#invisible man #hg wells #classic lit art #gothic lit memes #goth lit #griffin the invisible man #shitpost #mbti types #entp personality #trash disguised as human

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apoli-meow · 3 months

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Kusuo social anxiety swag.. Bro literally calculates every single day how to be completely average that's like ouch you don't have to call me out like that

(Plus the introvert urge to never say you care about people or engage w anyone while still being a wet cat of a semigod is immaculate)

#saiki k #tdlosk #shitpost #saiki kusuo #is so aroace social anxiety just like me frfr #pretty sure hes the same mbti as me (or at least close)

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anonnnimaaa · 1 month

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This will always be the funniest shit to me because the worst thing about it is that it makes sense.

#armin arlert #aot #funny shit #twilight #edward cullen #shitpost #mbti

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suddenlymicah · 4 months

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"how do you remember your mbti so well" i dont. I just google "saiki kusuo mbti" and bc we share one i get the answer.

#innovation?#shitpost #sometimes i also use “ray tpn mbti”#saiki is just the one i usually think of first

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xxx-scars-on-my-neck-xxx · 7 months

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I mixed my two fav things! 😍

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the-intp-kid · 1 year

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INTJ: who do you think, out of three of us —INTJ, INTP, and INFP, will live the longest?

INFJ: easy, it'll be INFP

INFP: huh? why?

INFJ: don't you realize these two just want to die young?

INTP: true, thank you so much

INTJ: yeah, very true

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antheiantics · 2 years

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MBTI Type - Reflection/ What am I?

A few years back I was INFP aka Mediator - that was the first time I ever did Myers Briggs test, and to be perfectly honest, I hated it. I never really connected with that type and felt like there was something more to me than just being the idealistic introverted healer that always sought to help, understand and support. (no offense to all INFPs I like you, just not when I am you and you are I)

I wanted to improve, be better, no, be the BEST at everything. I was secretly competitive and a sore loser. I constantly felt the need to call out people, but held back, because once I decided to speak, I always ended up being ruder than needed. I wasn’t always on the same page as my friends so I stayed quiet, for the most part in hopes not to be asked anything that could bring out my argumentative side.

I did relate to what the Mediator description said, but felt like it wasn’t actually who I was, but rather what I had grown to be, ignoring my real aspirations/motivations. I renounced myself from INFP&MBTI and honestly forgot about it.

~

Three years later, (after I ended numerous toxic relationships and started caring more about my well-being than the well-being of others) I did the test again (out of boredom from staying at home and between studying sessions) and got something very very interesting - ENTJ-T - The Turbulent Commander.

Now that was a surprise, to say the least.

Extroverted (I was shocked, being an ambivert inclined to introversion, at the time)Natural-born leaders (I’ve always been more of a follower that wanted to speak up, but didn’t find the courage to), perfectionists, and careerists that are always ready to help and find solutions to problems without being overly sympathetic.

You have a problem. I don’t weep with you or offer you a shoulder to cry on, I help you get through it, like the bad bitch you are. Crying is a waste of time. I still think that even when I do succumb to that action (mostly out of pent-up anger, rather than sadness)

To me, that was an eye-opening result. I loved every sentence in the description and felt like that was the person I deep down wanted to be, so I took ENTJ as my inner self - the sleeping beauty that had been lost while I was trying to find her way through the woods of other peoples’ dreams, expectations and needs.

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I thought it was the end of the saga. That was before I decided to research the whole MBTI community. (last week)

Before I explored the other Analyst Types - INTP, ENTP & INTJ

Damn it all.

I related so much to their separate characteristics and the worst part of it was that they were the exact ones that contradicted ENTJ.

I realized that I was an overly contradicting person - something that through research I found out was mostly an ENTP trait. Let me not even mention that I later discovered the same characteristics fit ENFP - the type of people I also ended up liking due to their dual nature. (I’m a Libra and I’d die if that’s the reason I’m so damn confused about everything) (obviously, I would not die, but I got to be dramatic first)

I am stubborn as hell - also INTJ, INTP.

I want to be the most successful person in numerous fields - can’t settle on one. It’s the world I desire to be efficient and good at. - ENTP

Intelligent people MOTIVATE me, but also ANGER me because they might be better at a certain thing which fuels my competitiveness and my perfectionism - ENTP

Knowledge. Is. Power. And you can’t be powerful if you’re stupid. - INTJ

If you want to earn my respect, show me how well-read you are. - all of them, I think

Sarcasm is my love language. - INTJ, INTP (probably other Analysts too)

I am constantly fighting the urge to control/dominate people, which is a very toxic trait, but is a part of me that I can’t and don’t want to suppress anymore.

I adore powerful women who, through perseverance and hard work, always come on TOP - ENTJ, Miranda Priestley simp

I either bust my ass or feel burnt out from thoughts of doing the work I am supposed to. - INTJ

Sometimes I’m insecure just about everything I do since I was a straight A student in lower grades and didn’t really have to study to be good at some subject. In upper grades I ended up feeling like school was just a system that broke brains and mindsets, pushing us to study something we would not need further in life. - ENTP, ENTJ

After you’ve read all of that, can you tell me what I am?

Help me get rid of the confusion so I can resume functioning normally rather than hyper-focus on a subject, that would most likely distract me from having to improve myself in other fields.