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nevertrump · 7 days
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odinsblog · 9 months
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One sunny day in January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away.
The following day, the same old man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine repeated, “Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, “I would like to go in and meet with President Trump.” The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you’ve been here asking to speak to Mr. Trump. I’ve told you each time that he’s no longer the President and that he no longer resides here. Don’t you get it?”
The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”
The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, sir.”
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An idea STRUCK me last night when I was thinking over my Lucy Gray Baird Text Post
Vote NO to Snow!
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stonelovesbeer · 1 month
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Libtards and Democrats who voted for Sleepy Joe Biden 😂
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fiestasaur · 1 month
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Replaying Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty after ten years really makes me appreciate how fucking pissed Solidus Snake sounds at all times. Liquid is a smug angry villain, Volgin is an evil Russian guy, but Solidus just talks like this:
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wanderingaldecaldo · 6 months
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Who the fuck is this??? I hate all these awful, yassified, buffed out fem NPC mods on Nexus. Just admit you hate 99% of women and be done with it.
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p0megranamanat · 2 months
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btw if you're still going to vote for joe biden or show him support this election i hope one thousand wasps haunt you for the rest of your life
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mayrine · 1 year
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EXCUES ME????????????????????
Dude Dan will either come back and act like nothing happened OR come back and be like a soldier/spokesman for the federation Either way, i cant wait to see maxos reaction
OK EDIT: apparently this is faked :[ sorry everybody i have been bambozeled
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ju-ji · 4 months
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If I hadn’t made this abundantly clear by now I absolutely LOOOOOVE my boy day to the point where if he does something that upsets me it simply wasn’t day who did that it was some alternate universe doppleganger who jumped timelines and killed the real day. Day can’t, wouldn’t, and in fact, didn’t break up with mhok over one argument after mhok finally let himself be vulnerable and prioritized his own well being for the first time in 9+ months IF EVER in his whole life like we just don’t know. Day who doesn’t have quite such a one track mind and can definitely still be selfish still loves and needs mhok just as much as mhok loves and needs him and would never hear mhok’s trauma dumping no I’m just kidding I don’t know what to call it tho. Mhok’s fears and anxieties I guess and use that against him and also break his heart into fucking tiny little shards of glass. It wasn’t him, I just won’t believe it and I’ll live happily in my delusion that last twilight the series ended in episode 11 while they were still happy in songkhla :))))))
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nevertrump · 10 months
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catch57 · 10 months
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Obama outed as a zero star bisexual. These are the bisexuals we were warned of. he probably goes to pride with his wife
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Another version<3
Should I make another version for "Vote No to Snow"?
Not My President (young)
Not My President (Old)
Say No to Snow Original Version
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omg-whathaveidone · 10 months
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nulbish101 · 10 months
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Nulbish sonet - the vast AAAA!!
ŋuŋuuvelobey nullolobey 10A (in the sacred cemetery)
beleeobey vilol neŋolubb 10B (the end of times will come)
ŋono uuŋe nullol neŋolubb 10B (the great fury of god will fall)
bolb nyne nənylubb benulobey 10A (and the world will rest in the ashes)
vilu bobo lolu ŋunulubby 10C (when the sun hides in the shadows)
lylo loŋəbolubb ŋunulovy 10D (a scream will emerge from the darkness)
bolb leluy nulolubb nənyovy 10D (and will shake every soul out of its sleep)
lobo nulby nəlubb ŋoluubby 10C (for nulby will descend from the heavens)
lylouy lebuo vuubullubb 10B (the screams of the masses will be drowned)
lyloeb vəbun ŋəbeebovy 10D (by the chanting shrieks from the abyss)
vəbubyl bebyol loŋəbolubb 10B (a chorus of pain will emerge)
vilu nyne eb beleeobey 10A (when the earth has burned at the end)
bolb leluy elu boleuubby 10C (and every soul is burning from the inside)
vil on loŋəbolubb benulobey 10A (a new time will be reborn in the ashes)
Anonymous author - ca. 140 BN (Before Nulby)
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stars-hockey · 3 months
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That’s my president! 🫡
Benn PPG !!!
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goodhairbadmanners · 1 year
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I would just like to thank everyone who ever watched Scandal and then proceeded to make it their personal mission to shit on Fitz publicly and for the rest of time. You are heros and the world is made brighter by your presence. Don't think we haven't noticed the creative, the scathing, the hilarious, and occasionally whimsical ways you have found to tell that manipulative, controlling, vicious, self-obsessed, predatory, poisonous man baby to go to hell. We salute you.🫡🍷
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