Freaks who ship Johnny and Hands, or ANY of the FAMILY MEMBERS in TCM are not welcome on my blog, ever. I do not CARE how many other wrong things they do, that does NOT mean they're into incest, if you truly believe they are, you need help. I don't care if they're "not blood related" or "oh but he's a distant cousin!!!" It's still weird as fuck, and honestly disgusting.
"Fiction doesn't affect reality" yk what? You're right, in the case of people with a fully functional brain. Proshippers tend to blur the line though, and let fiction affect reality.
Proshippers dni, others feel free to add on <3
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how the slashers sleep (with reader)
billy lenz:
stares. he stares at you a lot. he can't sleep...well, or often.
WILL trap you in a snare of limbs when he eventually does fall asleep. you may not escape until he is ready
clingy. clingy, clingy, clingy. clingy. you're his, deal with it
probably talks in his sleep?
wakes up a lot and wakes you up in the process; but it's normal and you just kiss his head and will him back to sleep.
brahms heelshire
his sleep schedule is mandatory, duh, so. you're going to sleep when he does or he'll throw a fit
he's an honestly very cuddly man when it comes to you. he loves you, he's glued to you, he's addicted to you
he LOVES waking up with you in the morning and going to the kitchen for breakfast (that you make)
he absolutely disrupts you making breakfast with kisses
jason voorhees
he's undead, he doesn't sleep, but he pretends for you!
he loves watching you sleep, he strokes your hair and sighs to himself about how beautiful you look
might doze-not-sleep with you next to him. you soothe him.
he makes breakfast before you get up. he's a master of making breakfast.
the collector/asa emory
tells you how much he cherishes you as his favorite pet (probably giving you physical gratification as well) before lying beside you
very into cuddling you. touching you in general.
WILL NOT sleep until he makes you feel special. no negotiation.
sleeps like a stone. you cannot wake this man yourself, but he does wake up for other things...such as alarms.
makes you an amazing breakfast in the morning.
this man essentially worships you as his little pet, and he is your beloved master.
chop top sawyer
will most likely want to make out
music. at least two albums before be can get tired, this dude is god damned Energy As Hell and music helps him get tired/relax
...might try and grope you a bit, so, uh.
falls off the bed a lot, usually head-first. does not wake up at all. hope you like seeing your boyfriend snoring upside down with his face on the floor bc that's your normal morning
pyramid head
will just look at you. he doesn't sleep. does he?
BUT he loves lying down with you in a soft mattress. it's nice on his back.
he WILL at least try to shove his weird, long tongue into your mouth bc that's...how he kisses you, so
he might doze off a bit for a while
purrs in his sleep when he feels you hold him
any noise in the night will alarm him and you will probably have to grab his arm or w/e to keep him inside. it is safest inside; but it is hard for him to relax bc he does not want any threat around you
herbert west
goes to bed at a certain time or a random time due to him being a workaholic freak
showers each night, puts on his night clothes
kisses you deep and tugs you tightly to him, muttering into your ear just how much he needs you, how much he wants you here
he knows he's...like how he is, and in the past he did not make it clear how much he NEEDS you with him
sleeps on his back but ends up tangled up with you in like 45 minutes.
he talks in his sleep. not loudly, he literally mutters his own notes.
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