PVD v. LVA

“Jack Zimmermann: I hate this Bittle guy. What a wimp...I should probably figure out a way to hang out with him, alone, while initiating lots physical contact. Because I hate him.”

- from Ngozi’s Webtoons author notes

jack "intricate rituals" zimmermann

bitty: how was the hangout with kent, honey?

jack: oh, it was good. he had a friend over. doja, i think her name was? she seemed nice.

bitty: doja... cat?

jack: i think that was her last name, yeah.

bitty:

save me zimbits zimbits save me

i’m at a family event so here’s a thought: by virtue of his last name, jack’s probably one of the last people to walk at graduation. so picture his teammates sitting through this three-hour event for him and shitty, getting increasingly rowdy as more and more names are called, finally hearing ‘jack laurent zimmermann” and his swath of awards/honors and absolutely exploding out of their seats

(and, many years later when he decides to go back and get his master’s, picture his husband and children doing the same thing)

Nothing more British than getting... "inspiration" from a creator who's Nigerian and American without asking her permission.

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

waking up in vegas (shutting down in rimouski)

I can't believe Ngozi is reposting Check Please to Webtoons as weekly episodes. We're really gonna relive the entire comic run, revisit the complete spectrum of discourse. This is our Dracula Daily.

the chances of a nurseydex mention on ngozi’s twitter are low but never zero