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surpriserose · 2 years

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Doppio or Akira 🥺

Im going to do both <3

DOPPIO!!!!

do I like them: yes hes my bestie 🥺 hes just a weird little guy <3

5 good qualities:

-> hes just so weird!!! Like even without the phone thing he just like is so strange idk but i love it <3

-> i love the fact that hes a coward most of the time like thats so uncommon for jojo characters like!!! He is genuinely afraid and kind of lame!!

-> and how that ties into him and diavolo as the villain like its really neat idk like hes just so unexpected and hes really just some guy and hes nice and its like you see that after diavolo has been sooooo awful

-> hes pink 🥺

-> hes hilarious im sorry i just araki excels at creating very strange character traits and especially for doppio LIKE!!! IDK this is so all over the place but i mostly know character vibes not solid traits hdhshshajz

3 bad qualities:

-> threatening to kill people who rip you off is pretty bad doppio

-> SO IS ACTUAL MURDER

-> shouldnt have been mildly nice at the best of times especially as a contrast to diavolo at his worst and maybe you wouldnt have been uwuified to death

favourite episode/etc: i have watched the risotto fight sooooo many times omg...

otp: none hes just a guy let him be just a guy

brotp: diavolo is unfortunately his only friend so </3 i think people will say squalo or tiziano but honestly i dont think people really like doppio im sorry dyvzhsjsjsj

ot3: none let him just vibe <3

notp: diadop like...why

best quote: im so sorry but calling risotto an edgy douche in the dub lives rent free in my mind

head canon: doppio got the tattoos not diavolo LIKE you think diavolo would get IDENTIFYING MARKS???? NO???? diavolo was probably yelling at doppio the whole time too <3

Akira omg the pink and purple besties in one ask <3

do I like them: YEAH!!!!!

5 good qualities:

-> being a musician is very fun and cool :)

-> ouughhh ourple

-> literally commits so many crimes just for fun <3

-> HES SO ARROGANT LIKE YES KING!!!!

-> hes gender for so many people and i think thats beautiful <3

3 bad qualities:

-> bad taste in music....red hot chili peppers come on man

-> UNDERUTILIZED FOR BEING SUCH AN AMAZING DESIGN

-> im sorry he sucks to play in eyes of heaven like its so bad

favourite episode/etc: hes only rly in the one like physically bdhsujsjzjz

otp: idk akirohan seems like it has fun potential <3

brotp: i will be his bestie <3<3<3

ot3: they dont need a third person come on he cant handle that

notp: akira and keicho like???? Guys?????

best quote: not technically him but the entire page dedicated to his guitar in the manga

head canon: stole his outfit right before his fight which is why he was hiding before hand :)

#Jjba

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cursedhorses · 3 years

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Ohh all the Studs you’ll see...🐴

As a fine Pixel horse connoisseur, when i get the offer to look at some funky shaped Horses, i cannot just say no. I must take a look!

As such, i visited this fine Store called Honest Bird's Boy Emporium in Club Meliora, expecting to see some Horses... but the sight of what i truly saw cannot be said with words alone.

Let me introduce you to our first Stud:

🍭Yeah, just what the name says. Good long ears, yet a regular “Horse”, so breed all you want. Not too bad, but not too weird. 7/10.🍭

and then..

oh, were getting started with a sausage. Some of us like to breed for long backs, so this just might be the Stud for you! 🌭

Continuing with..

oh boy. what is this? A Horse? Surely no, you must have mistaken a horsescarecrow for a real horse. Scarehorse? Horsecrow?

anyways, with regular sized legs we walk to..

Chonk. With beautiful eyes, that love to look, this stylish Horse might just capture your and your Mares heart! and more

though if your Mare prefers stronger boys.. well lads, this one takes neck training seriously. Friends don’t let Friends skip neck day. 👀

seriously, did you put weights on this poor horse since foalhood, just for him to grow strong in neck? Well it worked.

continuing..

ojghsdsd sdoh ouughhh Baby boy i love you. He truly deserves his Place as the Mascot of his own fanclub..

his wrinkly snout might not be just from the smell of his onion flank alone...🧅🧅🧅

UHM dear shopkeeper? Please don’t put Toys of horses in your shop. This is obviously a Toy animal that had its head ripped off and a Horse toy head glued back on, hoping no one would notice.

you really think you can fool us?

Toys aside, the next fellow... is certainly shaped.

like a Brick. yeah. Well, lets look at the next hors-

oh yeah! A Champagne colored little Hotdog. Imagine these little legs riding you into glorious Battle. A shining, beautiful knight waving their flag and lance on a truly amazing steed. I love you, stubby Champ-ion.

well this guy... yeah. Don’t look to long or he will cut you up, on accident or not. Petting not advised.

OHJDSAIDA ouughhh.. my head.. thiccqué .. with such a good, fat and solid head, B.O.B. Grade A Beef will win not only Beefy shows, but also has won my heart..

and last but not least:

uh oh.

ah, uh, yeah. i think this horse has anxiety :(

As mentioned before, you can find these Monsters Horses in Honest Bird's Boy Emporium at Club Meliora! Give it a look, the prices are from community, for community and quite affordable! (There’s actually even more studs there! Small little Zebras 🦓 and a blonde one included! ) If you want the shop to add more studs, you can even purchase a legendary golden Onion..

now, if you’ll excuse me, i want to look at Beef...

(Game is Horse Isle 3)

#long post #horse isle 3 #hi3 #homophobic horse game #pet games #pet sim #horse sim #horse breeding sim #no this is not an add jdsfshf i just enjoy homses...shaped...oughghgf #bob my beloved

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