Immortal yanderes who forcibly make you immortal and keep you on a long leash………. let you disappear for years on end knowing you’ll come back without a fuss bc they’re the only one who won’t shun you or die on you…………. willing to play the long game bc well. They have all the time in the world now don’t they? No need to be forceful, you’ll come around on your own. Even if it takes centuries for it to truly sink in they’ll be waiting for you with open arms……………

Kuroo gets cute aggression specifically when u do/say cheesy romantic things or kiss him out of the blue bc it’s usually him doing that stuff to you so when u turn the tables he just short circuits. Standing there in shock beet red and his mind is like “bite them. Now. Fucking grab them around the waist and throw them into the couch do it”

He’s here he’s here he’s here I’m doing zoomies

Okay I’ll say it Loudly instead of just in replies: arranged marriage w katakuri

Literally someone put me out of my misery what the FUCK

If this is real and Tomura just died on the same day that motherfucker came back I’m deleting this blog and I’m hunting down everyone who’s ever talked about the bitchass fucking freak on my dash what the actual living fuck I never want to see his name ever again. Idc I’m being mean abt it now

Every jjk man is a bad husband bc ur ending up a widow hope that helps

Laios u can touch my tits I wouldn’t shove u away

Yes calling 27 yr olds “old men” is annoying but it becomes horribly sad to me when those chars then die tragically young and everyone glosses over it bc the fandom is full of kids who think thirty is middle aged

I believe in capitano verifiable god at erotic letters btw this is canon to his character

Genuinely wholeheartedly if ur looking at ficsforgaza as a clout contest and getting jealous over people you have lost the goddamn plot. get the fuck over yourself.

Love grabbing big stoic terrifying 2D men by the scruff of their necks and declaring them loverboys n hopeless romantics

Inching closer and closer to buying that jellycat manatee that I have projected Jing Yuan onto 😭😭😭

Thank god I’ve moved on to one piece it’s not gonna disappoint me like this LMFAOOOOOOOO

Jing Yuan tits………..

Actually on the topic of embarrassing mid-coitus zoro moments I think there’s an incident where while he’s going at it u kinda. Mindlessly brace yourself against his face and ur fingers slip into his mouth and he basically goes into a trance…….. eyes glazing over body sagging sucking at the index & middle that r slowly being shoved further down his throat. He cums when u press them against his tongue and his eyes flutter and he groans all low n rumbling. The post-nut clarity on that one is crazy poor guy