The “average wizard makes 3 failed attempts to teleport to Eiselcross a year" factoid is actually just statistical error. The average wizard makes 0 attempts to teleport to Eiselcross ever. Essek Thelyss, who lived almost eight centuries and attempted to teleport to Eiselcross over 10,000 times, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
His anonymously submitted paper presenting a statistical analysis of his success rate and factors contributing to slightly higher odds was unfortunately rejected by every respectable arcane journal in Exandria. No one believed him.
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Feel like they could afford to be more ambitious
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There is literally something so etherally romantic about a two people doing a dance (like a waltz or tango or just any dance) while actively beating the crap out of a bunch of people
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fighting polyphemus is infinitely more funny if you have the knuckle bones equipped
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yes this IS my favorite tra interaction of the week and yes it IS Monday. it's just.. it's too perfect
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What a fucking fool, The Captain reprimanded with his dying breath. James had carved out The Captain’s still beating moist heart and presented it to the mirror, feeling the pain himself, yet the mirror did nothing but laugh at his attempt to remove his unbreakable armour. The Captain would always be a part of him, no matter what.
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I just think Edith Cushing is a disaster and more people should acknowledge this and love her for it
she is a tornado in the body of a delicate ingenue. she Happens To People. this is the best thing about her, apart from the morbidity
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wait there’s actually gonna be angst? i thought u said 13% total in the whole fic haha😅 i’m scared
welllllll 1. 13% is still very much a nonzero percentage :-) and 2. i also feel like a lot of people have been using Angst and Conflict interchangeably so likeeeeee we stand true to the fact that there is honestly very little angst in this fic as far as angst (as it’s known in the fanfic community) goes but!! that doesn’t mean there is no conflict! what kind of story would it be if there was no conflict :-)
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The undercurrent of "Yeah, that tracks for a bunch of 14-15 year olds" in Kipperlily's file and the history of the Rat Grinders, man.
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