The saga continues

The Library of Alexandria famously contained the first slashfic about the relationship between Odysseus and Posideon

Odysseus is awake for nine days, right, and probably a very short nap

So basically I’m hearing that when Poseidon jogs up and gets all in their faces, Odysseus is almost definitely seeing the Hat Man do a little shimmy and the Charleston right on deck also

Today's gender is whatever Odysseus on Epic The Musical has going on

Odysseus : when I go to jail I'm changing my name to mitochondria, because mi- Diomedes : mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, yeah we get it Polites, tearing up : that's freaking genius, bro! Eurylochus : so is no one going bring up the fact that he said "when" instead of "if"??

Just had an urge

RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.

RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.

RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.

RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.

RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.

RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.

RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.

RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.

RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.

RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.

HADES II gifs (1/?) "Oh, you were a wonder to behold!"

Do you think Telemachus visits that salted field and thinks of his father?

Penelope tells him how much his father loved him. How he saved him. Kissing his cheek as her own tears fall.

They go together and she tells him how it went, voice trembling, remembering the fear and anger she felt then as it bubbled within her once more.

He's told how his father lunged to save him, thundering hooves nearly crushing his head. How the king trembled as he cooed to his baby. Comforting his son as much as himself, fearing what may have happened if he was not quick enough.

Does Telemachus know that Odysseus would do anything to be able to soothe him again? To kiss those dampened cheeks and pull him into his chest once more?

Does the young prince dig his hands into the dirt? Trying to find anything left from his father?

Does he feel like he also cannot grow just like that field? As though he is partially stunted?

All day long her sails were full as she held her course over the sea, but when the sun went down and darkness was over all the earth, we got into the deep waters of the river Oceanus, where lie the land and city of the Cimmerians who live enshrouded in mist and darkness which the rays of the sun never pierce neither at his rising nor as he goes down again out of the heavens, but the poor wretches live in one long melancholy night. When we got there we beached the ship, took the sheep out of her, and went along by the waters of Oceanus till we came to the place of which Circe had told us. Then came the ghost of my dead mother Anticlea, daughter to Autolycus. I had left her alive when I set out for Troy and was moved to tears when I saw her, but even so, for all my sorrow I would not let her come near the blood till I had asked my questions of Teiresias.

Epic The Musical sagas in a nutshell pt. 1 (because the musical hasn’t fully released yet)

The Troy Saga: A traumatized man drops a baby from a roof then gets told by his friend to be more kind then immediately gets scolded by a god

The Cyclops Saga: The traumatized man’s friend dies as he shortly afterwards doxxes himself before being disowned

The Ocean Saga: His idiot crew open a bag and then traumatized man suffers the consequences of doxxing himself and then opens a bag

The Circe Saga: Traumatized man’s crew gets turned into pigs as he takes drugs and fights a witch who fails to seduce him before telling him to meet a dead dude

The Underworld Saga: Traumatized man gets even more traumatized by seeing his crew and his mother as he gets a vague prophecy and proceeds to spiral out of control and accepts that he must become a monster

Hades 2 is serving!

I cant wait for the full game to come out!!

[texting] Penelope: Are you eating healthy? Odysseus: Yes... Odysseus: today i ate aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato puree spread on baked whole wheat. Penelope: Wow! Let me see? Odysseus: [picture of a cheese pizza] Penelope:

*very deep inhale* PENELOPEEEE *audible gasp of desperation* PENELOPEEEEEEEEEE *silent tears streaming down everyone's faces*

Patroclus: We need to talk about your maturity. Achilles, standing on a glass table with Ajax, Teucer, Antilochus, Stenelus, Diomedes, and Odysseus: Bold words for someone standing in lava! Glass table: (shatters)

Odysseus: I lost my mentor, my mom...

Athena: Ugh, did you hear that? He called me his mom! How embarrassing! But I suppose it felt like that half the time-

Hermes: Yo, I think he meant Anticlea.

Athena:

Athena, mocking: I think he meant Anticlea!