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fanaticalthings · 15 hours

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I really like the idea of the bat kids designating Dick and Jason's apartments as sibling gathering spots but for opposite reasons.

Sibling needs some comfort? Some eldest daughter advice? A shoulder to cry on or just a lil getaway spot from the chaos of Gotham? Dick's apartment is perfect.

But if a batkid wants to complain, maybe wants to talk shit about Bruce, or maybe even wants to discuss a lil felony in a judgement free zone? Jason's place it is.

And I like to imagine that while Dick readily keeps his doors open and reminds anyone that they can drop by anytime, it's the opposite for Jason.

Dude's got his place riddled with traps and locked up to the high heavens. He makes it obvious he doesn't want visitors, and vaguely insinuates that there are bombs rigged somewhere in his apartment so there's a always a 50/50 chance you might get blown up if he's feeling particularly bitchy one day.

But does that stop his siblings? Absolutely not. Unlike Dick (who assigns himself as the guiding older brother), Jason has been forcefully labelled as the older sibling you go to if you need to complain and stir up havoc. The hundreds of traps in his place mean nothing. And it's worse because Jason is never prepared for when someone drops in.

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[Jason, 3 hours into his sleep, blearily waking up to a weight on his chest at 4am]:

[Damian, perched atop him, eyes dead-centre locked onto Jason without blinking]: Hello, Todd-stop screaming it is unbecoming-I just came to tell you that father won't allow me to adopt another stray I found on patrol.

Jason, half-asleep and like 70% sure he's hallucinating: Wha-

Damian: I need you to blow up his car.

Jason:

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[Jason, arriving home after a 6 hour patrol, exhausted out of his mind, turning on the lights]:

[Stephanie, previously baking brownies in the pitch black darkness before Jason arrived]: Oh hey! Just thought I'd drop by, y'know, for fun.

Jason: Bruce yelled at you again.

Stephanie: Bruce yelled at me again.

And yes, while most of the time, it ends up as wholesome sibling bonding, sometimes the other batkids just feel like inconveniencing Jason just whenever, because what are siblings for?

[Jason waking up and seeing all of his traps and security systems disarmed and very deliberately broken in a way where he'll have to replace all of them instead of being able to reactivate them]:

[Jason, immediately dialing his phone angrily]: Tim, I swear to GOD-

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[Jason giving himself a rest-day and cooking some meals]:

[Dick somersaulting in through the open window unannounced (he missed his brother)]: Whatcha up to, littlewing? :>

Jason: GET OUT-

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[Jason casually reading a book, feeling a sudden chill up his spine]:

[Cassandra standing in the corner without so much as an exhale, watching Jason intensely. Who knows how long she's been there]:

Jason: Are you here to kill me

Cass:

Jason: Just make it quick.

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sh1-n0bu · 3 days

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incorrect hsr quotes #3

[name], panicking, recording a video: SO I’M RUNNING FROM THE CLOUD KNIGHTS!! BUT IT’S OKAY CUZ’ I DID IT FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS!!

luofu residents: watching on intrigued as a whole battalion of cloud knights chase after some poor mortal

[name]: APPARENTLY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH THEIR GENERAL!

luofu residents: GASP! they did not-

[name]: I WAS JUST TRYNNA GET EQUAL PAY N SHIT!

meanwhile, jing yuan back at his home, covered in bites, hickies and what-nots: :33

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incorrectbatfam · 2 days

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Tim: Jason, what’s your plan for dealing with this?

Jason: Well, Plan A is what I call "Operation Ignore It and Hope It Goes Away".

Tim: That’s it? What the heck is Plan B?

Jason: Plan B is to keep trying Plan A.

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 2 days

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Colin: Wait, are you flirting with me?

Penelope: Have been for the past three years, but thanks for noticing.

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 2 days

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Jonny, with tears in his eyes: Do you miss them? Ghost: Who? Johnny: Y/N Ghost: They've literally just gone to the fucking store Johnny: Ghost: But yes

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cod-dump · 1 day

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Soap: *walking by Price’s office*

Ghost, from inside: I need to get out and spread my-

Price: Legs

Ghost: WINGS, John. Fuck- I’m not a whore like you

Price: Not yet

Ghost: Hm, true. It’s always in the cards

Soap:

(Later)

Gaz: What’s your problem?

Soap, staring into space: If I tell you I’ll die in less than twenty-four hours

Gaz: … over heard a private conversation?

Soap: And I can’t even acknowledge it

Gaz, nodding his head solemnly: I know the pain

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regulusblock · 2 days

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teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

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tattycoram · 2 days

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Rex: Where have you two been? Wolffe: We were helping Cody with his wedding vows and got kicked out for making it inappropriate Fox: How is "Nice ass, Kenobi" inappropriate?

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percabethownsmybutt · 2 days

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percy: good news! i didn’t screw up!

annabeth: ...

percy: i screwed up less badly than usual!

annabeth: …

percy: …i screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual

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intimidating-fettuccine · 2 days

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Jeff, down on one knee with an open box: I don’t want to be your boyfriend anymore.

Y/N: Are you breaking up with me??

Jeff: IM PROPOSING WHY WOULD I HAVE AN ENGAGEMENT RING IF I WAS BREAKING UP WITH YOU?!

Y/N: MAYBE IT WAS A BREAKUP RING!

Jeff: WHAT THE FUCK IS A BREAKUP RING?!!

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mactavishenjoyer · 3 days

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Soap:"if I died would you be mad at me?"

Ghost:"yes."

Ghost: "you are supposed to take me with you."

Soap:

Ghost:"Slit my throat or something, bitch boy."

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fungal-rot · 1 day

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saw that tweet awhile back and immediately thought of these two dumbasses (affectionate)

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therealmcu · 2 days

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#inspired by a tweet I forgot to bookmark for credits lol #stucky #incorrect quotes #stucky incorrect quotes #stevebucky #stevebucky incorrect quotes #stucky edits #stucky gifs #stucky manips #stevebucky edits #stevebucky gifs #stevebucky manips #my edits #my gifs #mine #*

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incorrectbatfam · 1 day

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I love your blog, also can I have Dick Grayson annoying his siblings pls?

Duke: *checks the traffic*

Duke: Damn, forty-five minutes to school?

Dick: You think that's bad? Back in my day, I had to trapeze uphill in the snow both ways.

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Tim: *on the phone*

Dick: *sitting next to him eating loudly*

Tim: Can you not?

Dick: *smack* Lemme think. *smack* No.

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Dick: *knocks a vase over*

Cass: Ooooh.

Dick: Alfred, Cass broke the vase!

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Steph: *eating*

Dick, across the table: Can I try some?

Steph: No.

Dick: *ties a fork to his grapple*

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Damian: *painting while drinking tea*

Dick: *swaps the cups*

Damian: *takes a sip*

Damian, sputtering: GRAYSON!

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[Jason's safehouse]

Jason: *cooking*

Dick: *perched outside the window*

Jason: No, you can't have any.

Dick: *presses his face against the glass*

Jason: Go away.

Dick: *rubs fingerprints all over*

Jason: *closes the curtains*

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 1 day

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Penelope: I don’t have feelings for Colin anymore. So, time for me to go out there and spread my-

Madame Delacroix: Legs.

Penelope: Wings. Get out there and spread my legs?!

Madame Delacroix: Well, either way.

Penelope: No. Not either way. Only wings.

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wednesdayontwt · 2 days

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